Scummy Friends Have Been Prescription Drug Dealers This Whole Time

In a recent government study, it was found that most people who abuse prescription painkillers don't actually purchase them through drug dealers—instead, they get them for free from friends and family.
Tricking a Girl into Wearing Deodorant, Leading Friends Out of the Valley of the Dolls, and Other Questionable Advice
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Bureaucrats Are Coming to Steal Your Leftover Pills
Pediatric socialists! E-cigarette regulation! Prostate testosterone! Antidepressant painkillers! Obese teens! Prescription take-backs! Young strokes! Natural allergies! And amazing acupuncture in Afghanistan! It's your Monday Health Watch, where we watch your health—with no regulation whatsoever!
[]One Third of Staten Island Is On Pain Pills
In New York City, the WSJ reports, prescriptions for (generic Oxycontin) have doubled in the past three years. Doubled! There are a million prescriptions in the city now, one for every eight people.
Tiger Suit-Wearing Congressman Explains Himself
The Oregon Congressman who sent bizarre emails and pictures to his staff, David Wu, spoke with the AP about his rather odd behavior and it seems we have a culprit: The guy is a total pill head.
Inmate Smuggles Pills into Prison in Her Vagina
When arriving to jail in Florida to serve 30 days for drug possession, corrections officers asked Sara King if she had anything she's not supposed to have. She replied, "Just my pills in my vagina."
Daily Pill Is 90 Percent Effective at Preventing HIV Infection
A massive new study appears to show that a daily dosage of common antiretroviral pill called Truvada to HIV-negative patients is 90 percent effective at preventing HIV infection. Terrific news! Too bad no one knows who'll pay for it.
Nude Sleepwalker Wins Ireland's Biggest Libel Case
A naked, sleepwalking pillhead has won a €10m libel case against his employer in Ireland.
FDA Rejects Diet Pill That Could Cause 'Suicidal Thoughts'
Once-promising diet drug Qnexa was rejected by the Food and Drug Administration yesterday because its side effects can include "suicidal thoughts, heart palpitations, memory lapses and birth defects." Well, that sounds like every other drug commercial on TV, doesn't it?
Florida Inmate Busted with Drugs Strapped To His Penis
People trying to smuggle contraband into jail should do some research before bringing goodies in. The Butt Smuggler failed. The prosthetic leg guy did, too. And a Florida man was just caught with "blue prescription pills" attached to his penis.
Archer's Mother is a Scheming Pill-Popper
There are only so many ways you can say a show is brilliant and hilarious, so instead of saying how funny Archer is, we'll just show you. This week? Swapping xanax and oxycontin labels to confuse your servants.
Is Your Pill Made of Rat?
The pharmaceutical industry takes a backseat to no one when it comes to graphic scaremongering. No one! This Pfizer ad drew dozens of complaints in the UK for being just nasty. Well, the truth hurts.
The Economy Just an Excuse for Your Pill Habits
We've already debated the merits of various benzos and prescription amphetamines, and now Crain's is reporting that anti-anxiety prescriptions are up because of "uncertainties brought on by the financial crisis." Sure, honey.
