@dola: I'm pretty sure that if such a place exists, it doesn't look like the interior of a US Air domestic commuter flight. What a wretched eternity that would be.
@AliHajiSheik: If that Marine had a quick wit, he could have said any number of hilarious responses...
"Are we in heaven? Ugh, yes, and can you believe all they have to read is Skymall??? What the fuck am I going to do with a sixteen-foot cobweb extension pole and automatic cat feeder?"
That crash will not be properly depicted until screenwriter David Sontag -- who was on board that flight -- does something with his experience...
In what I think is the best interview of what happened on board, Dick Gordon (who hosts the awesome show "The Story" that is heard on NPR stations) had a gripping interview with the guy about 2 weeks after the crash landing, and he tells a fascinating tale. I was in my car when I heard this with two bags of frozen groceries and just couldn't stop listening.. that shit was melted by the time I got to the house :[] -- here y'go:
Praying on the way down then surviving. Reminds me of the classic joke - a groomsman is late for a wedding. He is circling and circling looking for parking, watching the minutes tick away. Finally he cries out, "God, give me a parking place and I will go to church every Sunday." Suddenly, a place opens up almost next to the church. "Oh, never mind, God - I found one," he says.
Dude's a great pilot, but maybe not a born writer of dramatic tales.
I'd think that a disinclination towards dramatics is exactly what allowed Sullenberger to handle a life-threatening situation in such a calm, professional, and ultimately successful, manner.
@blix: Well we'd left the runway just a minute before
And I'd never ever flown an airplane before
Chesley smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna teach you to land . . .
Speaking of media/hype ridiculous crap. CNN switched from Fredricka Whitfield to their computer nerd who was describing why they would monitor twitter in a case like this and showing the Continental website and describing it WHILE THE PLANE ACTUALLY ALREADY LANDED SAFELY.
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Wow, people really *do* believe in that shit. And so humble! Of course heaven would be your first stop.
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"Are we in heaven? Ugh, yes, and can you believe all they have to read is Skymall??? What the fuck am I going to do with a sixteen-foot cobweb extension pole and automatic cat feeder?"
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er... on opposite day, that is :p
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That crash will not be properly depicted until screenwriter David Sontag -- who was on board that flight -- does something with his experience...
In what I think is the best interview of what happened on board, Dick Gordon (who hosts the awesome show "The Story" that is heard on NPR stations) had a gripping interview with the guy about 2 weeks after the crash landing, and he tells a fascinating tale. I was in my car when I heard this with two bags of frozen groceries and just couldn't stop listening.. that shit was melted by the time I got to the house :[] -- here y'go:
[thestory.org]
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it ain't no Singapore Airlines..
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I'd think that a disinclination towards dramatics is exactly what allowed Sullenberger to handle a life-threatening situation in such a calm, professional, and ultimately successful, manner.
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And I'd never ever flown an airplane before
Chesley smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna teach you to land . . .
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Yeah, I guess it's no worse than all those kids back in the 40's and 50's that got names like "Hilton Rozenzweig" and "Winthorpe Cohen"
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Wouldn't you know it: Gawker was on this two years ago.
[gawker.com]
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Homage to...? Is it gay aerotica?
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Crashfic?
Nah, just a tribute to blix.
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And sadly, no one had twittered this to the nerd.