Penelope Cruz Gets a Booty Call

Penelope Cruz is in Pirates of the Carribean. (Sorry for the pun.) Susan Sarandon is typecast as a matriarch. Spider-Man will be in 3-D. Ellen DeGeneres is back. Alice In Wonderland angers Britons. Almost too much trade to roundup!
Pirates of The Carribean 69: Elizabeth Does The Flying Dutchman
If you're anything like us, somewhere around the tenth inscrutable story development in this past summer's Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, your mind drifted off to a simpler, more satisfying place, where complicated matters involving magical compasses and jars full of dirt gave way to fantasies about theā¦
