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    'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'

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    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    When God closes a door on an Eric Schwartz, he opens a window for a Charmaine Blake.
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    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    I heard the massage is wonderful, but if you reach for a tit while you're on the table, a capybara jumps out and gnaws your balzac. Be forewarned.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: I think someone might be afraid of the competition.
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    07/07/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I don't do manual labor, CL. Verbal abuse, I've got that for you in spades. God gave me this mouth for a reason, sir.
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    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: Unless, of course, the capybara is facing an anaconda.
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    07/07/09

    @BadUncle: With junk in the trunk of its Honda?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Hopi ending?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Is this for the Indigenous Spa? Because reading their website, they talk about how the spa provides a sustainable resource for local women to develop a skill. Not quite the same thing the PR pitch is going for.
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    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    'The women, who are immaculately clean and wear uniforms which do little to conceal their glowing aboriginal cheekbones'


    So they won't be wearing ceremonial face masks while they oil me down? Pass.

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Methinks that, were they to squeeze excruciatingly hard on certain parts of leering Eric Schwartz' body, the overly-fetishized native Amazonian women will communicate more effectively with their "very strong hands".
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    As creepy as it gets.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Then again, he does show the same level of proficiency with the English language as the average blogger.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Aspiring writers? Maybe expiring writers.
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