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    Mays Lives On — In Sticker Form

    Billy Mays Hates Kids

    The King Of Television
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    Image of foofybunny foofybunny
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    Hey Hamilton... just a hint


    Writing stories about other people's stories does not make you a journalist.


    Actually, this could be said about 90% of Gawker's content.


    Damn... I just realized why I'm never going to read this blog again.


    bye!

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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    06/17/09

    @foofybunny: It's pretty rude of you to accuse him of "journalism."
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/17/09

    @foofybunny: Hating on HamNo is like punching your childhood teddy bear. It makes you a jerk and the bear is still smiling.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    I think Billy swallowed the word 'on' in that quote.
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    Depressing day, I read on another blog that the SHAMWOW! guy hates small woodland creatures.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @Martiniman: I heard he hates lot lizards, yes.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    06/17/09

    @Martiniman: Or maybe loves them? Inappropriately? In the Richard Gere sense?
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    Image of dango dango
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    How come his comments aren't written in all caps?
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    06/17/09

    @dango: Marry me.
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    06/17/09

    @dango: Awesome.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    Noted
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    That could just have been a transgressively funny bit of grandstanding.


    Everyone knows he would dissolve them in Oxy-clean.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    He's not a player, he just crushes a lot.
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    Also hilarious:

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    He didn't say he hates kids. He said he wants to crush them. The two are mutually exclusive. Like sex and love.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/17/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: Yeah. What wine lover doesn't love grapes?
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    This is just uncalled for Hamilton, leave Billy Mays alone! Dude is awesome. Anyone who hasn't seen Pitchmen on Discovery Channel is really missing out.
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    06/17/09

    @blakeley: You are not kidding. That is an awesome show!
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    06/17/09

    @blakeley: Totally agree.
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    06/17/09

    @blakeley: LOVE that show. My pitchmen crush is on Sully, but there is a place in my heart for Billy, too.
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    He's bitter because he's so close and yet so far from being Willie Mays.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/17/09

    @kneetoe: Or Billy Mays Hayes.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/17/09

    @Kid Twist: Or Willie, even.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/17/09

    In reply to Billy Mays Hates Kids
    Why crush them? He could make their little heads explode with his voice, then off to the carwash.
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