Two crust-coveting assholes succumbed to their inner Noids Wednesday night, brutally attacking a man for the crime of having some pizza, Scotland's Daily Record reports.

Two Portland police officers came to the rescue after the driver delivering Steve Huckins and his wife's Pizza Hut pizza was involved in a car accident. The officers, answering their call to serve, delivered the Huckins' pizza to their front door.

Lulu's Bar in Greenpoint, where you can get a free pizza for every drink you order, is closing this month. Good. All free pizza bars should be closed.

Two teens in Dry Ridge, Kentucky have repeatedly broken into a church to destroy property, cook pizzas, and taunt the security cameras. Though it's unverified, we can be reasonably sure they were wearing backwards baseball caps and Misfits t-shirts while rolling their eyes and rudely snapping their gum.

A Kentucky man arrested for shoplifting allegedly tried to get back at the cops by pretending to be a police officer and ordering five Domino's pizzas to the precinct.

"Pizza" is a popular type of restaurant. "Brunch" is a popular type of meal. For this reason, some pizza restaurants believe that they can serve brunch. Not true.

Storms Monday night forced a flight heading to Denver from Washington to make a pitstop in Wyoming for several hours. Flight attendants had served all the food on the plane, so the pilot pulled the only surefire trick to keep fussy passengers from revolting: ply them with pizza. He ordered Domino's, enough for each…

A hacker group called Rex Mundi has obtained the records of more than 600,000 Domino's Pizza customers in France and Belgium and are threatening to publish the information online if a €30,000 (approximately $40,800 USD) ransom isn't paid.

A member of the Planet Fitness gym chain was captured eating pizza while lackadaisically doing some machine-assisted crunches this week. The purple-and-yellow purveyor of low-impact health gives away free pizza monthly to its members.

In Pizza Hut's quest to reinvent itself as a restaurant serving food fit for human consumption, no tactic is too radical. Pizzas made by actual humans? You bet. And now the dynamic company is making the boldest innovation of all.

About a week ago, Hello Denizen blew up the tiny-animals-eating-tiny-food section of the internet with a new webseries called Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos. It absolutely delivered on the promise of its title, but it didn't seem like the premise could sustain an entire series. Now someone else has figured out the…

Every year, the World Pizza Championships are held in Parma, Italy, and every year, one talented pizzaiolo goes home with a trophy for world's best margherita pizza. Forget everything you know—this year, Australia won.

Have you ever had one of those nights when you're like, really hungry, but you're so drunk that those assholes at the pizza place won't serve you anymore, so you just decide to light the building on fire with homemade moonshine?

Every day, social media editors around the world face difficult decisions. For example: does the guy who claims he burned his dick while fucking a pepperoni pizza deserve a response from your company's official Twitter account? For one social media person at Domino's, the choice was obvious.

I have no clue who this pizza delivery guy is. I have no clue why he didn't just take the stairs. I do know that he just nailed a perfect three-story pizza toss, and then walked into the sunset (after getting paid).

What does Chevron owe the people of a small Pennsylvania town after two of the oil giant's fracking wells exploded and burned for five days? A free pizza and a two-liter bottle of soda, that's what. At least that's better than being immediately killed in the explosion.