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This Is How New York Casanova Paul Janka Works

Paul Janka, who shot to internet infamy this week over his lady-killing ways, delights in the titillation of the written word. A recent or soon-to-be-recent conquest of his sent us this writing of his; she received it from him. It looks to be a form letter. Its content is something of a mix between a instruction manual, street directions and high schooler's version of Les Petits Oiseaux. He calls his penis a "warm muscle." If words can be NSFW, it's definitely NSFW. More »

3:35 PM on Fri Dec 14 2007
By Joshua Stein
30,483 views, 262 comments

Latest by n/a: Thank you so much for printing this! My daughter just asked me where babies come from (she's 11!) and now all I have to do is let her read Mr. Janka's very helpful description of how sex will be if more »

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Crisis In Boerum Hill!

Spotted in Boerum Hill! Where Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams live! Is one of the couple—who recently split up—moving today? We're going with: No. You see, when celebrities pick up and go, they use "Discreet Superstar Moving Company." Their trucks are much more subtle. UPDATE: Oh ho ho! Emily hotfooted it over to Heath's place, and guess what? It's true!

2:30 PM on Tue Sep 18 2007
By abalk
9,526 views, 39 comments

Are Ladies' Nights Illegal? Betraying a fundamental misunderstanding of how relationships work between men and women, lawyer and "solo practitioner" Roy Den Hollander is suing a number of New York clubs claiming their "ladies' night" policies are unconstitutional.

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Janna Bullock Likes Dostoevsky And Leopard Skin Prints

Every month we get a box of Haute Living magazines, a rich man's Real Estate section. During the winter we use these boxes for kindling and during the summer months we use it to prop open the door. Sometimes, on a slow news day, we open them. The pages are purposefully high gloss as to safeguard the manicured fingerpads of the readers (matte chafes). And the articles are fawning paeans to the city's high-end developers. This month, the "women of substance" column features a particular catch. She looks like Chloe Sevigny, wrote a thesis on Dostoevsky and is developing that crazy doctor's blown up townhouse on Upper East Side. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Janna Bullock. More »

3:50 PM on Tue Jun 12 2007
By Joshua Stein
5,610 views, 8 comments

Latest by Pope John Peeps II: @KarenUhOh: You know, I've heard that story on and on and on for the past gagrillion years. And I'm coming right out with it: the whole "Brown Bunny" blowjob is a huge fucking fraud. That's NOT Gallo's cock. It's either more »