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    Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    You can argue Toyota with a Jalop all day long, but it still comes across as extolling Sanka in a room full of coffee snobs. Or Coors in a room full of beer snobs. Save your breath.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    A big girl car?


    Usually a V6 Mustang, sometimes a Chevy Aveo. I'm surprised they fit inside half the time.

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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    What a load of crap. Little girls that age do not give a rat's ass about what kind of car their dad drives, as long as it regularly pulls up in front of Chuck E. Cheese's and the Hello Kitty store.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'


    Well, in all fairness, who else can handle a fire haired demon child better than the greatest fireman...IN THE WORLD.


    Oh and he also used to play armoured wankball as well.

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    well, I can kinda see her point - there's more room in the trunk of the big girl SUV for when he goes to dump her body... is the interior blood resistant?
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    your description of her definitely exceeded what I actually saw.


    still,


    MAKE ME UNSEE IT

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    and then she turned to Howie and said, "You're overrated both as a player and a game analyst. Go back to your Radio Shack with Terri Hatcher."
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    Image of flipper baby flipper baby
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    It bugged me that at the very end, she did not insist upon "big girl." Consistency should not be too much to demand from shrill automobile advertisements.
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    Image of hummingpenguin hummingpenguin
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    My hate for this and every other "'Merican cars! Fuck yeah!" commercial is bottomless. When they make cars that are ACTUALLY better than Toyota's, then they can subject us to this awful shilling.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    01/14/09

    @hummingpenguin: Better how? Half of Toyota's lineup makes me want to fall asleep, which is kinda unsafe until Toyota's super fantastic genius engineers develop autopilot for cars.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/14/09

    @Maymar wishes his car had beach assault capability: I'm glad cars should be designed with the sole purpose of exciting you. Oh King of all.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/14/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: This is what happens when Gawker's seriousness gets cross-posted on Jalopnik. It's a not a fight worth picking, but I'll echo that Toyota's car lineup has the reputation among most enthusiasts as being the most boring available. Mainly because they killed EVERY sports car over the past 10 years.
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    Image of BTLFED BTLFED
    01/14/09

    @Ash78: I was thinking the same thing on both accounts. We the Jalop crowd are lunatics. We aren't sensable people looking for boring reliable vehicles. We want complete and utter ridiculousness, which is something that Toyota no longer embodies. You Gawker people can appreciate the realibility of Toyotas (because they are), while we have been pissed at Toyota since they dropped the Supra.
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    01/14/09

    @Maymar wishes his car had beach assault capability: Aw, that's too bad. Really. Do you get so passionate about your microwave oven, your toaster, or your washing machine? Seriously. I prefer my cars boring, really I do. I mean, starting every day, stopping on a dime, hardly ever making much noise, lasting almost forever, and getting good gas mileage are pretty boring, I must admit, but the kind of excitement I got from the last couple of Ford products I've driven I can do without, thank you very much.
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    01/14/09

    @BTLFED has two bottles, big ones: So get a Mustang, and let me drive my Corolla in peace.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    01/14/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: @HurtsSoGood: Look, I get it, I'm a lunatic with different priorities in cars. But, can I call for an ultimatum that, if someone's going to go on about how (insert foreign company here) is so much better than (insert domestic company here), can it just never, ever be Toyota again? The sheen of reliability isn't what it once was, they build nothing with exceptional fuel economy except the Prius, and again, their lineup is marginally more exciting than a snail race. What about Honda (they've got motorcycles!)? Mazda (zoom, zoom)? Even those oddballs Subaru or Suzuki? Work with me here.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    01/14/09

    @hummingpenguin: Toyota? Isn't that a kind of low standard to set?
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    Slip a little vodka in her Sunny D every once in a while and daddy will be free to purchase that used rickshaw he's been eyeing since his job and investment portfolio died.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    There are already too many horrible parents giving in to their ungovernable brats -- do we really need commercials encouraging this?
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    I saw this commercial at the gym the other night and promptly ripped out my ovaries and ate them.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/14/09

    @sanyucat: I tied me gulliver in a knot.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    Now we know why tigers eat their young.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    I saw this the other night and instinctively went to go get "the belt".
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    Image of nolongerinacubiclestillawhore nolongerinacubiclestillawhore
    01/14/09

    In reply to Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'
    My uterus just shriveled. Thanks.
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