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the hills

Heidi, Lauren, and Co. Gather No Moss

Hey, look. The girls from The Hills (tears are streaming down my face right now) are on the cover of this month's Rolling Stone rock and roll, modern times, Peter Travers poop fest magazine. It's the first time that Lauren and Heidi (who hate each other so goddamn much they think about it sometimes when they are driving and want to run over a pigeon or forget it all and move to Rhode Island and teach the third grade and eat fried clams sometimes in the summer and maybe fumble towards Happy) have been at the same photo shoot in like fucking forever. Apparently it was cold, but civil and everyone got through it OK. More »

1:53 PM on Tue Apr 29 2008
By Richard
6,529 views, 14 comments

Latest by PickleTitsTurner: Is it me, or does Kristen Davis look like she is about to push her upper torso off the top of her hips? more »

the hamptons

'The Cube' Replicates In East Hampton

Driving aimlessly around East Hampton's backroads we came across this parking lot. Holy cannoli, we said, is that the Astor Place Cube? What is that doing here? Don't tell me those skate punks also weekend in East Hampton and brought the Cube—properly called "Alamo," by the way—out with them! We lurked in wait for 20 minutes and no scruffy urchins with cardboard signs reading "Hungry, Traveling, Please Help" showed up. Turns out the Cube's sculptor Tony Rosenthal lives in Southampton and a similar iteration was installed in front of Guild Hall, a local museum. Now this one keeps company with two Port-a-Potties in a parking lot. The argument could be made that this is the ideal spot for it.

5:50 PM on Mon Aug 20 2007
By Joshua Stein
1,874 views, 14 comments

Latest by Smirk: Who opened the Hellraiser box in East Hampton? Oh, that's right - EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE. more »