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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
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    Image of Mad Due to No More Bonnets Mad Due to No More Bonnets
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    Why always the stumpy one!! Always a stumpy one. Poor little stumpington, amidst those staggering trunks of mannish woman crap.


    Whatever. Poor New Jersey, I do love you so.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    How does a single mom with apparently no job become the first AmEx black card holder in her area? Yeah, there is definitely something fishy going on with this group.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    'housewives' is franchsing just like CSI did... I'm waiting for the 'housewives of miami', and one of the wives must have that david caruso voice


    actually I'm holding out for 'housewives of barstow'. or victorville. or diamond bar. or needles. or yuma...

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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    I am but a lowly West Coaster, so I don't know so much about you furrin East Coast people. Is New Jersey REALLY that bad? Someone who is familiar with both East and West Coast cities should give me an example of a similar city that touches or is near to the Pacific Ocean. Also.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    03/18/09

    @thatonegirlsays Lá Fhéile Pádraig Shona Daoibh!: but new jersey isn't a city...you really can't get the whole jersey experience comparing it to, say, phoenix or some other crappy hellhole!
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    Image of procrastinator, esq. procrastinator, esq.
    03/18/09

    @thatonegirlsays Lá Fhéile Pádraig Shona Daoibh!: Well, as far as the stereotype of New Jersey is concerned, the Inland Empire of California comes pretty close. I would say NJ is 1/4 East Bay, 1/4 Inland Empire, 1/4 Metro Phoenix, and 1/4 the San Fernando Valley.
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    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    So Real Housewives of Orange County used an orange as its logo; New York used an apple; Atlanta used a peach. What will the logo be for Real Housewives of New Jersey? A middle finger? An oil tank? A rotten tomato?
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    03/18/09

    @procrastinator, esq.: probably one of those broken down ferris wheels or closed mills springsteen's always carrying on about.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/18/09

    @procrastinator, esq.: Apparently the state fruit of New Jersey is the blueberry. Who knew? But I'm thinking a gas mask would be rather appropriate.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    03/18/09

    @procrastinator, esq.: An uzi bouquet.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    how do you even find out that you are the first female american express black card holder in new jersey? does amex operate like the publisher's clearing house prize patrol nowadays or something?
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    construction.

    cosmetologist.

    catering.

    single mom.


    Sounds about right.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    Would they really be any more awful than the others?


    I think this post may be a pretext for Jersey-bashing (and no, I'm not from there).

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    OMG! I instantly got a picture of Demi from Mortal Thoughts. The acid wash jeans, animal print, plastic coverings on sofas, nails and "real lea-thuh" jackets!


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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    Screw these broads. I want RWOAtlanta all of the time!
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    Image of HeyThatsMyBike HeyThatsMyBike
    03/18/09

    @BowlingForDollars: Here Here! Unless NeNe relocates to the Jerz, I'm out.
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    Image of Yitzhak Yitzhak
    03/18/09

    @HeyThatsMyBike: I'd like an all-stars season, like "The Surreal Life." My dream cast would be include Vicki, Ramona, and Nene together.
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    Image of HeyThatsMyBike HeyThatsMyBike
    03/18/09

    @Yitzhak: Ooh! And add a dash of creepo french husband guy for good measure.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    This is just the Sopranos without a script. Where is the diversity that the dirty Jerze exemplifies?
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    Image of gangsta_geeky gangsta_geeky
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    oh. my. GAWD.


    this sounds like a thinly-veiled reality version of 'the sopranos'.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    @gangsta_geeky: Hello, great mind!
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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    03/18/09

    @gangsta_geeky: Seriously. I can't believe these people can claim with a straight face to get that kind of money from a "catering" business.


    See recap from Dina and Tommy's VH1 episode about their wedding.


    Dina and Tommy are planning one of the most expensive weddings New Jersey has ever seen. Since Tommy and his brother Al own a high-end banquet facility, they know the biz and have enough cash to get anything they want. Bottom line... there's no budget for this grand affair.


    Dina, an interior decorator, is indulging plenty -- to the tune of $50,000 for hand-blown glass butterflies and $10,000 for a Badgley Mischka couture gown. But as the planning progresses, she feels Tommy & Al are running the show. Making matters worse, Tommy won't stop adding to their already massive 600 person guest list....even down to the last minute!


    With almost $500,000 in flowers flown in from around the world, over $70,000 in entertainment, thousand dollar bottles of wine, and a 7-foot "Huge Ass Cake," Tommy and Dina's day is one for the ages. In the end, the bill is staggering: over a million bucks.

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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    How will they fit all the hair on the small screen?
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    Oh, Richard, you know you won't be able to stop yourself from recapping. There will be too much priceless material to work with.
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Gonna Ruin This Thing for Everybody
    What exit of the Parkway are they from? What mall do they go to? When they go down the shore, is it to Seaside, Cape May, or LBI? These are pressing things people ask you when you're from New Jersey.
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