Here's Your Terribly Disheartening Midterm Election Money Report
We all know that money was the big winner in the midterm elections. But just how big? Big, big, big! Bigggggggg money!
Helpless Mayor Bloomberg Can't Stop Himself From Getting Richer
Last month, in the New Yorker's attempt to summarize the legacy of grumpy moneybags mayor Michael Bloomberg, reporter Ken Auletta left one of the mayor's contradictions unresolved. Auletta wrote of Bloomberg's philanthropic efforts:
Alex Pareene urges Democratic voters in New Jersey to cast their ballots against "an avatar of the wealthy elite, a camera-hog, and a political cipher" in today's special Senate primary: "Cory Booker became a millionaire because this is how the economy works for people of his class: Rich people give other rich people…
It's Best to Just Pretend the Economy Doesn't Exist
Corporate insiders are overwhelmingly betting on a stock market decline. Well, of course they are. As the head of Alcoa told his investors, "The market today is basically driven by headlines and not market fundamentals." And the headlines are fundamentally bad.
Congress' Net Worth Up 25% Since 2008
The aggregate minimum net worth of Congress—the tally of the low ends of the asset ranges listed on all members' disclosure forms—has jumped 25% since 2008 to more than $2 billion, according to Roll Call. Hey everybody let's occupy Congress and light some of their nice things on fire.

