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    An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County

    An Ode to the Real Housewives of Atlanta

    Jesus Will Carry You To A Good Lawyer

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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/06/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County
    Brian - this needs to be recorded by Tori Amos, with a tinkly piano background and the occasional oogah horn. Well done. #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/06/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County
    Do you mind if I recite and record that for LibriVox? #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/06/09

    @Brad Brown: Just be sure to post a link! #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/06/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County
    Since the mastery of "tanned hide... made by a beast..." have already been noted let me offer

    No victims, just someone to tell you to shut the fuck up
    to seance the ghost of your gold digging succubus

    Genius #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/06/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County
    The jewelry is designed by a beast, her
    tanned hide stretched tight over ribs
    like a fleshen xylophone.


    Made my afternoon. #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of ___ ___
    08/28/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Atlanta
    Here is the ultimate scoop on Real Housewives of Hotlanta:NeNe Leakes (the woman pictured here) doesn't live in the mansion where they film her for the show. Its just some empty mansion that Bravo is renting.

    Bravo bought some rented furniture and added a few of NeNe's things to make it looks like her family lives there.

    A friend of mine who works for Bravo (whose a pathalogical liar but maybe not this time) told me NeNe and her husband were evicted from their rented home for not paying rent and are mostly broke so Bravo is setting them up in this fake home for the show. Bravo has no idea where NeNe really lives.

    Which is no surprise: two of the other housewives from Atlanta were evicted from their homes this past year and another one Kim is trying to sell her home at any price.This show should be really called the Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    08/28/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Atlanta
    While I appreciate the effort, these recaps are just not working for me.
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