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New York, 8:10 AM
Mon Dec 21
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hero Government Slays Poison Hamster Toy Warning, Saving Christmas
    When will they start selling these will little bottles of astroglide? My friend Richard might want to get these on the go.
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    Image of TailgunnerJoe TailgunnerJoe
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hero Government Slays Poison Hamster Toy Warning, Saving Christmas
    You wrote:

    "The annual Heathen War on Christmas is in full swing..."

    THEN you wrote:

    "The Communist plot to destroy Christmas here—in America..."

    You weren't funny the first time (about twelve hours ago.)

    If you're going to pretend to be a "clever" try to keep it original and above all, fresh.

    In humor and politics, timing is everything!
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    12/08/09

    @TailgunnerJoe: Are you blind to the fact that the Heathen War on Christmas is controlled by Communists?
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    Image of TailgunnerJoe TailgunnerJoe
    12/08/09

    @Hamilton Nolan: Your repetitive posts tell me SOMETHING must be going on!

    I'll alert Ward Cleaver.
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    Image of jordos1 jordos1
    12/08/09

    @Hamilton Nolan: @TailgunnerJoe:
    It doesn't matter anyway. If the communists and heathens, or worse communist/heathens, or perhaps the worst; liberals (shiver), get their way with free (gulp) healthcare, we will all be bowing to Mao regardless.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hero Government Slays Poison Hamster Toy Warning, Saving Christmas
    Shit my window of opportunity just closed.
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    Image of jordos1 jordos1
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hero Government Slays Poison Hamster Toy Warning, Saving Christmas
    In related news, "Actor Richard Gere breathes sigh of relief."
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/11/09

    In reply to No, That Is Not Anthrax
    America runs on fear. #anthrax
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    11/11/09

    In reply to No, That Is Not Anthrax
    You're missing the point - it was bleached flour. Whole wheat only, people! #anthrax
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/11/09

    In reply to No, That Is Not Anthrax
    We should make cookies with it. Snickerdoodles for one and all! #anthrax
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Teach those cheap bast*rds from tipping the baristas properly.
    I'd blame MIT, but they'd have dosed them with sex-changing, 40-foot-high growing potion, not (yawn) mere poison. #harvard
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    Image of swagv swagv
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Maxwell House strikes again. #harvard
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    Image of MsFeasance MsFeasance
    10/27/09

    @swagv: ::golf clap:: #harvard
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    But no one even died? Embarrassing. You'd think Ivy Leaguers would be able pull that off. Maybe that's why they kept it quiet. #harvard
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    Image of jamesjwinter jamesjwinter
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    10 vials of sodium azide were stolen a few months ago in Canada from some students doing a project at a lake. I wondered where they went.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Whew. For a second there, I thought the machine was putting out decaf only. #harvard
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Eerily like the time the University of Phoenix Online emailed its students an attachment of anthrax-laced Necco Wafers. #harvard
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Why can't these Ivy League eggheads just piss in the coffee like normal people? #harvard
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    Image of notsofresh notsofresh
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Sodium azide is also the stuff that makes airbags explode. Yum. #harvard
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/26/09

    @notsofresh:
    Then maybe it was intended for the law school. #harvard
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