According to CBS News, a 93-year-old German man has been charged with 170,000 counts of accessory to murder for his role as a guard at Auschwitz concentration camp.

Winnie-the-Pooh, a beloved companion to generations of children, has reportedly been banned from a Polish playground for his lack of pants and his allegedly fuzzy gender identity. Oh, bother.

Europe's Court of Human Rights has decreed that Poland must pay a ransom of 230,000 euros for allowing the CIA to practice the dark art of tradecraft in the forests near Stare Kiejkuty. Many believe that Romania and Lithuania will also pay for allowing the agency to establish "Black Sites" in their realms.

On Saturday, Poland's Wprost magazine published a secretly recorded conversation between two officials that revealed a recently departed minister may have been dismissed at the behest of the country's national bank head. Four days later, Polish police, prosecutors, and intelligence officers raided Wprost's office in…

For whatever reason, video of President Obama apparently working out in the gym of the Marriott Hotel in Warsaw, Poland has leaked.

It's being called "the most embarrassing performance in the history of Polish television," which may or many not actually say much, but there's no doubt this is horrible, even by non-Polish standards.

A Polish news crew reporting live from outside an apartment complex in the north-eastern city of Łomża unwittingly captured some breaking news as their cameras inadvertently recorded a crime in progress.

For its latest guerrilla marketing campaign, Durex Poland took sex safety into its own hands — literally — by arming flight attendants with vibrators and sending them aboard an aircraft to provide unsuspecting passengers with a condom demonstration in lieu of pre-flight safety instructions.

In an effort to improve tense relations between Mitt Romney's campaign and the press, the Republican candidate's travel press secretary Richard Gortka got in a loud fight with members of the media today.

Hell hath no fury... like a female dentist scorned?

Col. Mikolaj Przybyl was defending the country's team of military prosecutors against leaks that suggested it mishandled investigations to protect a deeply corrupt military. The government has been considering merging the civilian and military prosecutors as a result. (You hear the gunshot and a thud in this clip…

Katarzyna Lenert would like to represent the good people of Poland in parliament—but first she would like to imitate the most famous scene in Basic Instinct and then slowly remove her clothing to the seductive sounds of jazz, in a campaign ad, because ... sex sells, and she's pro-business?

To get more young people to participate in the Satanic ritual of voting, Polish politician Jedrzej Wijas hired a death metal band for his latest campaign ad. It seems low-budget and doesn't include any bloodshed or horror-monster scenes, but it works okay. Maybe it's the dim lighting or the way he's holding himself,…

As if today weren't sufficiently SADurday enough: Retired U.S. Army general and former Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman died today in Washington state. He was 75.

While the president continues his European tour with a stop in Poland, Michelle Obama is heading home. But is she going home to be with her daughters? Or is it because she hates Poland, and more specifically, its president?

Here's a video of a recent soccer game featuring popular Polish squad Lech Poznan. Notwithstanding, it's the crowd—the insane, chanting, flame-throwing, synchronized crowd—that's the real attraction here. Also: this isn't a pro match—the players are 11 years old.

New research indicates that Christopher Columbus was the son of a Polish king! "How many explorers does it take to mistake the Bahamas for China?" would be an inappropriate response. Give up some respect. Who's your daddy now, America? (Poland.)

A small Polish town today has finished building what they claim is the largest Jesus statue in the world, even bigger than Rio's Christ the Redeemer. New Jesus is 167 feet tall, while Rio's stands at 125 feet. Pics inside!