The Police Blotter for America's Third Most Expensive Zip Code is a Thing of First World Beauty
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Man Impersonates A Federal Officer Just To Get Into Epcot For Free
Emerito Pujol, looking sad as all get-out in his mug shot, flashed a badge and walked right through the entrance to Epcot, one of the parks at a Disney World. He said he was an undercover officer and was looking for someone. When pressed, his story changed slightly: now he was "guarding someone important." Finally, a…
Cow Terrorizes Queens
Breaking police radio news: "Queens. Loose cow. 103 Precinct. 109 Avenue. E.S.U. reporting a loose cow at the location." Call the horse cops!
Actor Peter Greene, instantly recognizable as Pulp Fiction's Marsellus-buggering, gimp-wrangling chopper enthusiast Zed, was arrested in NY for crack possession, a tragic, lesser-Baldwinesque turn of events that represents a low point in any performer's career. [Gatecrasher]
