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Tue Dec 8
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And right to the face from two stories above, right Adrian?
Right.
Out of curiosity: since the tomato hit a police officer, and, say, that police officer, thinking he was being attacked, I don't know, then drew his weapon and then, oh bother, fired his gun into the crowd, would it still be funny then?
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Not to be a fruit-n'-vegetable nerd, but I hope he was sufficiently figurative as to have thrown the appropriate variety, the Balconi Red.*
*I am not making this up.
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Proving my theory that she wasn't born with one.
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12/07/09
It must have went down like this at the agency:
"Psst. Hey. Jerry..."
"Yeah Steve?"
"We're racist and all, right?"
"Pretty much, but shh, people aren't supposed to know all that. That could seriously make us look, you know, bad and racisty and stuff."
"Don't worry about it. I've got an idea for that. Everybody is poor, right?"
"Yeah. Well, not us, but, I get where you're going...."
"Well let's go on Craigslist, hire a colorful bunch of 'talent', *SNICKER*..."
"*CHORTLE*"
"...pay them like $10 plus lunch and trick them into saying they're racist too! About something they don't understand! And then with some sweet graphical type, sneak in that we're racist and its okay to be because all these other colorful people agree with us! Eh?!"
"Damnit Steve, I could kiss you. You are brilliant."
"Well hold that thought. We've got Happy Hour with Glenn in like five. Lets skedaddle..."
Well, at least that's how it went down in my head.....
12/07/09
Sexy telexes, that's another thing.
12/07/09
I'm going with sexy telegrams. Stop.