I would like to point out that the Post figured out a way to subtly blame terrorism on the current president in the space of three words. Bravo. Bravissimo, even.
I have a better idea: The Mark Penn Shit Toss. For $10 a throw, you try to drop Mark Penn into an enormous vat of fresh cow shit. The debt would be gone in an afternoon.
It's cute how all you kids raised on Clinton-hate by your conservative parents make jokes about sex and Bill. Aw. It's downright adorable. "Is that sex slang??" I think I heard BillO say that back in '98.
@SinisterRouge:I'm a flaming liberal raised by my parents on a diet of feminist agenda. I was the only 8 year old wearing a tee-shirt that said, "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." My mom read us stories from Ms. Magazine over dinner. And I think the Bill jokes just write themselves.
Still a great president, far better than either of the ones he's flanked by.
Ladies, a slow, hip-swinging walk past Bill C.'s office would probably be enough to earn that "fun filled adventure in New York." Bonus points if you're carrying a little winter weight gain. I bet he can totally get WEST SIDE STORY tickets!
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"Teamsters Union Sez 'Throw Da Bum Out!' "
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Still a great president, far better than either of the ones he's flanked by.
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