Thomas Petters, 53, was convicted on charges of wire fraud, mail fraud and money laundering and faces over 100 years in prison, as well as massive fines.
@Z und Vielpunkt's chick: Is he the one whose wife locked him out of the mansion after the indictment...and as he's banging on the door to get in, he looks up and sees the wife and kids all giving him the finger?
Or was that the car-guy Denny Hecker? I get all these jail-bound Minnesotans mixed up.
@Z und Vielpunkt's chick: You can tell Petters and Hecker apart because Hecker glows in the dark from all his tanning oil and white 900 dollar loafers.
Look in the pocket of the jacket and there's an account number for a bank in Turks and Caicos. There you'll find the real Madoff stuff... #berniemadoff
Some ass-clown paid $14,500 for a Mets jacket emblazoned with the name Madoff? Good going, pal. You're going to get your ass kicked, for two worthy reasons. #berniemadoff
Sadly, the Spitzer saga concluded for me in March '08. No matter how shameless he acts now + forever, and how hard media types work at wordsmithing slap-downs, this game already has a winner. I'm still majorly jealous of these clever bastards.
I would love to know if this blogger has anything to back up his assertion that Eliot's Spitzer's demise was engineered as subterfuge. I would think that prosecutorial discretion would be more apt if Spitzer's whoring was somehow linked to the investigation of the banks. I'm just not following the connection, since he was no longer the Attorney General when the story of his romantic liaisons broke.
@ChillbearLatrigue: Oh sure. The previous Republican administration was certainly known for their impartiality, and their lack of spite. And certainly they very much respected powerful Democratic figures who rose through political ranks and were a constant and unrelenting thorn in the side of many major republican contributors.
SURELY there's no link to Spitzer's conspicuously public and media-laden trial. ABSOLUTELY. I mean, this is politics. It's a game for gentlemen and intellects, where ideas are debated and I can't even finish this sarcastically so end.
@ChillbearLatrigue: and I mean, all those AGs who quit or were fired for refusing to make partisan prosecutions, i mean, surely that doesn't mean there were other cases where different AGs were happy to do political prosecutions, and thus kept their jobs, and it never came out in the media. . . right?
Speaking of bad shit from the Bush/Cheney administration, how come you guys haven't covered this yet (or did I miss it)? Cheney wanted to use the military on American soil, to round up some people he didn't like in Buffalo. Fuck the Posse Comitatus Act!
Ultimately, Bush did decide against it, which makes me think...this story along with Scooter Libby's non-pardon almost makes it seem like Bush's rehabilitation has begun, but Cheney? Still as much as an evil bastard as ever.
he always knew where the bodies were hidden, vis a vis the banks. that ish wouldn't have went down in albany with spitzer on the job, either. c'mon back to the five and dime, sir!
@pilf: No, because he's a hypocritical asshole that thinks he's better than the people he's busted for the same stupid shit or stupider. Fuck him. I wish him well or whatever, but no, he doesn't get to tell people what to do ever again.
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We don't have "Ponzi laws" because why, again?
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Or was that the car-guy Denny Hecker? I get all these jail-bound Minnesotans mixed up.
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Sadly, the Spitzer saga concluded for me in March '08. No matter how shameless he acts now + forever, and how hard media types work at wordsmithing slap-downs, this game already has a winner. I'm still majorly jealous of these clever bastards.
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@snugbug: Sorry, I meant--
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Who chuckled and picked up the phone.
He sent out a dick
With a memory stick
And now our poor bulldog's alone.
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SURELY there's no link to Spitzer's conspicuously public and media-laden trial. ABSOLUTELY. I mean, this is politics. It's a game for gentlemen and intellects, where ideas are debated and I can't even finish this sarcastically so end.
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Ultimately, Bush did decide against it, which makes me think...this story along with Scooter Libby's non-pardon almost makes it seem like Bush's rehabilitation has begun, but Cheney? Still as much as an evil bastard as ever.
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