Chinese Lady Gaga Rip-Off Is the Best Lady Gaga Rip-Off

Pop music is in a rut of rip-offs: Lady Gaga rips off Madonna; Christina Aguilera and Rihanna rip off Gaga; Ke$ha rips off the rip-offs; and everybody claims it was "artistic inspiration." Well, Gigi Leung is here to tell you there ain't no knock-off like a Chinese knock-off, because Chinese knock-offs don't apologize.
German Pop Star Convicted of Spreading HIV
The German singer who knowingly spread HIV was convicted today but will avoid jail time.
What the Hell Is M.I.A. Trying to Say?
The thing that most people in the world want to know is, "What drives oversensitive, politically-muddled pop star M.I.A.?" Fortunately for everyone, she's finally answered this question. If you can figure out the following quote, wisdom is yours!
Meet La Roux: The Thinking Person's Lady Gaga
This week, electropop duo La Roux achieved what few British artists have, recently: Their single "Bulletproof" broke into the U.S. Top 40. Who are La Roux, and why did we provocatively suggest they are the Thinking Person's Lady Gaga?
Billionaire Finally Gets Billionaire Justice
Hisham Talaat Mustafa, a billionaire Egyptian real estate tycoon, was sentenced to death last year for paying a hit man to murder his Lebanese pop star girlfriend, Suzanne Tamim. Luckily, someone's remembered that he's a billionaire. Let that man go!
Dear Timbaland, Make This Awkward Ukrainian Musician a Star
There aren't nearly enough Eastern European pop stars in the United States. Well Valentine Strikalo is FED. UP. He may not have the best grasp of the English language, but he's gonna get Timbaland to make him famous, dammit.
Discovery Of Breasts On Pop Star Causes Aussie Hysteria
We'll try to break this situation down for you as gently as possible so than any Australian members of our audience don't immediately begin tearing off their clothes and taking topless pictures of themselves, which seems to be a typical reaction to the following story amongst a certain demographic. Earlier this week,…
The Condensed Guide To Avril Lavigne
Important musician Avril Lavigne has stepped up to correct those misinformed rumors about her with an official interview in the new issue of Maxim, an important source of journalism. "Q: NOW IT SEEMS ALL THE BLOGGERS ARE SAYING YOU'RE PREGNANT... A: Remember in high school when people would start fake rumors about…
