A South Carolina couple was arrested on Friday after allegedly making their 14-year-old daughter live in a tent in the woods as punishment for eating a Pop-Tart without permission, the Associated Press reports.
A man who should definitely not be pursuing a criminal career had a rough summer after he not only allegedly tried to sell cocaine to an undercover cop but also tried to rip the cop off by handing him a bag full of crushed-up Pop-Tarts.
"Is a Peanut Butter Pop Tart an Innovation?" Ummm, fuck yes.
An ironically named mother in North Carolina had her own teenage son arrested after he allegedly took her Pop-Tarts without permission.
Carl's Jr. continues to dig its greasy claws into the munchies market, one "high-dea" at a time.
Today Pop-Tarts World descended on Times Square, serving unholy Pop-Tarts based snacks including the now-infamous Pop-Tarts sushi. The media went totally nuts, and by the end of the day, nearly every food website had taste-tests, commentary and slide-shows.
Shepard Smith spoke about the menu at the new Pop Tarts Cafe that opened today in Times Square. He turned his nose up at the various diabetes inducing concoctions that will be gleefully vacuumed into the mouths of fatty tourists.
A Pop-Tarts "cafe," featuring a 30-item menu including "Pop-Tarts sushi" and a build-your-own pack vending machine, will open in Times Square on Tuesday. Yes, you read that right: Pop-Tarts sushi. We have suggestions for more menu items!
