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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    "Thou must say the Nicene Creed before sexual relations. If thou layest with one who hasn't learned the Nicene Creed in Sunday School yet, thou may substitute a Hail Mary or that short Glory Be to the Father thing, which is way less awkward."
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    I often prayed when getting in bed with Catholic boys. Mostly that they would favor the "whore" part of the madonna/whore equation.
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    09/02/09

    @BookishLookish:

    In what category is the Catholic school girl uniform option?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/02/09

    @smithhimself: As worn by a Jewess? Do you even have to ask?
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    @Sonar Jose: @Bxgrljeri: Have you two met?
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    Image of Sonar Jose Sonar Jose
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    Now I lay me down to screw,
    I pray the lord my rod stay true.
    But if I come before she's through,
    I pray the lord I can go two.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    Dear Lord:

    I pray thee that mine beloved (of the moment) not have an STD and that thine pox on me to be barren remain in effect. I pray you smote him if he comes too quickly.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    I often pray that the batteries work.
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    Image of glitteratigroovejet glitteratigroovejet
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    not surprising since the mass has a lot in common with sex -- bored after 10 minutes, but wine and a light snack towards the end helps finish the job

    (ok that was the last one I promise)
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    Image of glitteratigroovejet glitteratigroovejet
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    if a priest waved his hands around at a sex shop would the diaphragms transmogrify into communion?
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    i'm a bottle promoted this comment glitteratigroovejet was starred glitteratigroovejet was unstarred
    Image of glitteratigroovejet glitteratigroovejet
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    the vatican has long encouraged its followers to chant "oh god - oh god - oh god" until a climax is reached. why else would every porno include that in its homily?
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    Image of MrHaroHaro MrHaroHaro
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    As a good Catholic I've always thought we only prayed in the presence of the clergy. This would be awkward. (Note: Unlike other versions of Christianity we're only allowed to pray in church but must have imagery around. Why do you think we don't have Bibles in our houses, but a Last Supper in every dining room)
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    i'm a bottle promoted this comment MrHaroHaro was starred MrHaroHaro was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    09/02/09

    @MrHaroHaro: No, you're way off.
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    Image of slimceagirl slimceagirl
    09/02/09

    @MrHaroHaro: The Bible says that God designed marriage for a man and a woman to live and be together as ONE, satisfying and keeping each other content so as NOT to be tempted into sins as adultery, homosexuality, lust, and fornication.In marriage, sex is both a gift and blessing of marriage in itself. Outside of marriage usually leads to problems on top of problems. The Vatican should consult the Bible and interpret it correctly by asking the Holy Spirit to give them wisdom and understanding on the matter.And if that's also what you seek, you can ask God directly, too.Right now, in your head! He will reveal himself to you in His own ways.
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    Rhymenocerous promoted this comment Edited by slimceagirl at 09/02/09 9:34 AM slimceagirl was starred slimceagirl was unstarred
    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    09/02/09

    @slimceagirl: Wait, really?
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    Image of slimceagirl slimceagirl
    09/02/09

    @Rhymenocerous: I can't tell if you're serious or joking!?

    ***the problem of getting no voice inflections via typed words...
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    09/02/09

    @slimceagirl: Back at ya.
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    Image of blix blix
    09/02/09

    @slimceagirl: Sister Mary Aloisius, is that you?
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    Image of slimceagirl slimceagirl
    09/02/09

    @Rhymenocerous: oh. I am serious! ;)
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    "He is risen! He is risen!!"
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    09/02/09

    @Airvault: He will come again...
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    Image of penkilk penkilk
    09/02/09

    In reply to Sex, by the Grace of God
    I pray that this condom doesn't break
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    07/18/09

    In reply to In Rare Burst Of Sanity, Pope Now Lovin' Evil Gay Oscar Wilde And Evil Wizard Harry Potter
    Love the rainbow vestments photoshop.

    And that Wilde quote they used? Delicious. Absolutely delicious.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    07/18/09

    In reply to In Rare Burst Of Sanity, Pope Now Lovin' Evil Gay Oscar Wilde And Evil Wizard Harry Potter
    Picture it...Sicily...
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    Image of Jackiewsu Jackiewsu
    07/18/09

    @jasonelias: lol I don't know you but I love you for that.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    07/18/09

    @Jackiewsu: Heh heh thanks.
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    Edited by jasonelias at 07/18/09 12:28 PM jasonelias was starred jasonelias was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/18/09

    In reply to In Rare Burst Of Sanity, Pope Now Lovin' Evil Gay Oscar Wilde And Evil Wizard Harry Potter
    Apparently, pappy goosestepped out of the hospital all smiles.

    You know Aaron Coleman, heir to the Coleman camp stove fortune, I guess you're new here but let me give you a tip - nazi shit is played out on the internet. This sentence pushes the article into dick territory.
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    Image of Aaron Coleman Aaron Coleman
    07/18/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Oh, Pappy! Kisses! ;-)
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    07/18/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Just a little camp humor, I’m sure, albeit in an unusually high concentration.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/18/09

    @iplaudius: But, will God win?
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    07/18/09

    @phlox✔: I asked the pope that very question, and while he was encouraging, he said he had little patience for the primary sources after Patristics, mentioning something about banality of the medieval.
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    Edited by iplaudius at 07/18/09 1:31 PM iplaudius was starred iplaudius was unstarred
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