Anyone betting on Cardinal Bergoglio becoming Pope cleaned up nicely. The odds were 33 to one, according to Paddy Power.
Vatican Responds to Gay Blackmail Rumors, Embroiled Cardinal Skips Sunday Mass

Before his farewell address this morning, representatives of the Pope in the Vatican strongly condemned yesterday's media coverage of a report by a group of Cardinals that outlined a network of gay officials inside the Vatican and their blackmail by a gay prostitution ring. The Vatican did not deny or dispute the…
Cardinal Favored to Become First Black Pope Blames Gay Priests for the Church's Sexual Abuse Scandals
In an interview last week with CNN, Ghanaian Cardinal Peter Turkson, considered by many to be the favorite to succeed Pope Benedict XVI (which would make him the first black Pope), created an uproar with his response to Christiane Amanpour's question about the possibility of the Catholic Church's sex scandal spreading…
Introducing Your Papal Frontrunners
When Pope Benedict XVI resigned earlier this week due to his advanced age, Catholics across the world seemed sure about one thing: The next guy has got to be younger. Along with that, he (or she?! no, no, definitely not she) should probably be able to confront the Church's history of child-molestation as well as…
Pope Captivated By Shirtless Male Acrobats
There was quite a show at the Vatican today, as a troupe of male acrobats ripped off their shirts and performed for the Pope. The nuns, meanwhile, "cheered enthusiastically and even snapped photos of the bare-chested men." Hilarious footage below.
Vatican Says Pope's Condom Remarks Not 'Revolutionary'
The Vatican says the Pope is not "reforming or changing" the Church's stance on condoms.
Scots Create Special Plaid for Pope's Visit
[Scotland created a special tartan (plaid pattern) to commemorate the Pope's visit! Here, Cardinal Keith Patrick O'Brien and piper Louise Marshall Millington unveil the thing. Plans to specially deep-fry a Mars bar were scrapped. Pics via Getty. Click for close-ups.]
Mel Gibson's Dad Rants About the Pope Being Gay
Mel isn't the only ranting Gibson. His Holocaust-denying father Hutton—who belongs to a fringe Catholic group—recently went on a radio rant, calling Pope Benedict "homosexual" and half the Vatican "queer." Hutton's so far right, he's almost a leftist.
Gay Rights Will Lead to Pedophile Rights, Says Brazilian Archbishop
It's been a few days since a Catholic priest said something truly awful, so Brazilian archbishop Dadeus Grings decided it was time to tell a local newspaper all sorts of crazy shit. Hint: Gay teens really upset him.
Another Catholic Bishop Resigns Over Sex Abuse
Child molesting Bishop Roger Vangheluwe from Bruges, Belgium, has resigned from his post after he admitted sexually abusing children during his tenure. Earlier in the week, Bishop John Favalora of Miami and Bishop James Moriarty of Kildare, Ireland, also resigned. It's nice of them to resign, but shouldn't these…
Pope Guarantees 'Church Action' Against Pedophiles
For the first time since his letter to Irish Catholics last month, Benedict mentioned the growing sex abuse scandal in his weekly address to the public in Vatican City. He didn't specify what action the church would take. [AP, Getty]
Meet Jeffrey Lena, the Vatican's Fauxhemian Lawyer
We mentioned Lena recently, after he threatened the US government over a CIA rendition case if it went after the Pope. The Washington Post profiled him, and it turns out he wears flannels and doesn't clip his fingernails. Williamsburger?
Vatican Calls Christopher Hitchens’ Pope Arrest Plan a ‘Joke’
God-hater Christopher Hitchens and professor Richard Dawkins last week said they plan to have Pope Benedict arrested when he visits Britain in September for crimes against humanity. Vatican spokesman Father Federico Lombardi says it's just a "publicity stunt." [Mirror]
Vatican’s Damage Control Still Not Working
The Holy See's website has guidelines posted for bishops to report "crimes to the appropriate authorities" if their colleagues are molesting children, but they lack a zero tolerance policy for offenders. Outside of the clergy, few are impressed. [AP, image]
Pedobear Pays a Visit to Pope Ben
Two billboards advertising a papal visit to Malta have been defaced with Pedobear. "It is not clear why the artist in question juxtaposed the bears with the Pope," reports the Times of Malta. Let us clear it up.
Pope on the Ropes: Your 2010 Papal Scandal Primer
New revelations of child molestation by Catholic priests, and the Pope's indifference, have his critics and defenders locked in a holy war of words. Some anticipate his downfall. Others see a secularist smear campaign. Here's your guide to the controversy.