Federal Prisoners Will Be Served Pork Whether They Like It or Not
It’s no fun being locked in federal prison, but now prisoners can take heart in the fact that they will be served pork, even though they said they do not want to be served pork.
Everything We Know About David Cameron (Allegedly) Putting His Dick In A Pig, By a Britisher
Late last night, the Daily Mail published an astounding excerpt of an unauthorized biography of UK Prime Minister David Cameron, alleging that he placed a “private part” of his body into the mouth of a dead pig’s head while at Oxford University.
Unauthorized Biography: British PM David Cameron Put "Private Part" in Dead Pig's Mouth
Citing an unnamed member of parliament, a forthcoming biography of David Cameron claims Britain’s Conservative Prime Minister “put a private part of his anatomy” in a dead pig’s mouth during an initiation ritual as a student at Oxford, the Daily Mail reports.
Whoops: Tennessee Students Served Six-Year-Old Pork for Lunch
The Hawkins County School District in East Tennessee has reportedly launched a new district-wide meat inspection program after apparently serving six-year-old pork to their students. “It’s not clear,” WATE reports, “if it was tainted.”
Here's How Your McRib Is Made, Step by Disgusting Step
In celebration of the almost-annual winter return of the McRib, McDonald's dropped a few videos today that purport to reveal the secrets of everyone's favorite barbecue sauce-covered restructured pork item. They do, kind of.
Damn, That Pork Meat Is Expensive as Hell Now!
Tarnation! Have you tried to buy bacon lately? ("No, I'm a vegetarian," you say... I WISH. Yeah right). Damn! That pig meat is expensive as all get out these days!
Dinner Hour or So: Adequate Oven-Cooked Ribs
There are many ways to cook pork ribs, to make them into an expression of your own personal mythology or tribalism of barbecue. This is not one of those ways. This is a way to cook ribs as pieces of meat, so that you may eat them and go to bed on a weeknight.
More Poop Coming to Nation's Pork Supply
The US Department of Agriculture is planning to introduce a new program for safety inspections at pork plants across the nation. How is the new program different? It offers more poop in your meat.
Terrible People Selling Pork-Laced Bullets to Better Kill Muslims
A bunch of awful xenophobes in Dalton Gardens, Idaho have banded together to sell bullets wrapped in a unique porcine coating. The goal here is for the ammunition to strike fear into the hearts of Muslims who abstain from pork. The company is called "Jihawg Ammo." The tag line: "Put some HAM in Mohamed." For fuck's…
Exciting Day for Meat: All The Meats Are Getting New Names
Looks like one more staple of Americana was just added to the list of things we'll have to explain to our space-children a thousand years from now when they ask us "What was April 4, 2013 like?" Pork chops are about to be eliminated forever.
Wal-Mart's Nasty China Pork Scandal Is a Big Deal
Last week, Wal-Mart was caught selling some regular nasty pork labeled as "organic" pork in some of its stores in China. Funny, right? Just a normal funny nasty pork China Wal-Mart story. Well, hello: it's snowballing out of control!
Wal-Mart Caught Lying About Its Nasty Pork
In China, authorities don't fall for all those Wal-Mart okey doke bait-and-switch now-you-see-it-now-you-don't sleight of hand shell games, so to speak. They know your pork is cheap ass pork, Wal-Mart.
This Pig Abuse Video Will Ruin Your Fourth of July Cookout
Good morning, you bacon-egg-and-cheese biscuit-eating motherfuckers. Here's a brand new video from the group Mercy For Animals, showing exactly where that bacon you love so much comes from.
Now We Need Pacemakers for Our Tummies
Sleep losers! Stomach pacemakers! Pork sloganeers! Cadmium poisoners! Cancer fallers! Food fighters! Proton inhibitors! Mite worriers! And puppy survivors! It's your Friday Health Watch, where we watch your health—with little to no equilibrium!
Order in the Pork! Brooklyn Bacon Book Brings Beef, Brouhaha
You may be familiar with Brooklyn cookbook author Lisa Skye's seminal maize-affection work I Love Corn. That wasn't the only "I [Heart] [Type of Food]" idea that Skye had up her sleeve. She also loves bacon! But when she told her book agent that, Skye says, the agent ran off and stole the idea.
Pork Lobby Sends Cease & Desist Over Unicorn Meat
The National Pork Board sent a cease & desist order today, claiming infringement on the phrase "the other white meat," by nerd store ThinkGeek, which uses the trademarked tagline to describe sparkle-spam gag gift "Unicorn Meat."
Today in Unprecedented Obstructionism
Senator Richard Shelby will block all of Barack Obama's nominees until he gets his pork.
TODO: Pig Sandwiches at Despaa
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This Pork Thing Has Officially Gotten Out of Hand
Don't get us wrong: we love pork as much as the next ex-vegetarian Jew (actually, probably way more). But as far as trends go, we think the upscaling of pig is pretty lame. We mean, $108/lb Lomo Iberico ham? People, it's pork! Oink oink! Not a luxury item to fetishize! The only thing worse than the luxeification of…
