If they ever made a porn parody of Sophie's Choice, big bust legend Elizabeth Starr would be a shoo-in for the lead role.

This is a still from a porn film. See the brunette on the left? She's a clerical worker at a Quebec-area high school who was suspended after a student discovered her side job. And then asked for an autograph. Teenagers!

Before actor Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital with a hernia, he was partying with porn star Kacey Jordan—who Tweeted this (basically NSFW) picture of Sheen's coffee table, covered with his party supplies. And her crotch.

A SWAT team has surrounded the home of Stephen Clancy Hill—the porn star who killed a worker and wounded two others in LA. He's currently threatening to jump off a cliff next to his home. [LA Times]