<![CDATA[Gawker: Porn]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: Porn]]> http://gawker.com/tag/porn http://gawker.com/tag/porn <![CDATA[ Sleazy Pornographer Is Unfortunately A First Amendment Martyr ]]> Paul Little, a.k.a Max Hardcore, head of the porn company Max World Entertainment and himself a porn star, has been sentenced 46 months in prison by a judge in Tampa. His crime: being too hardcore. The Justice Department got him on obscenity charges, saying that he distributed films in which he "is shown engaging in violent and extreme sexual acts with female performers." During his trial the jury could barely bring themselves to watch the material. So what was in there that was so bad?

The jury ruled the films, which include scenes of vomiting, violence and urination, were criminally obscene...

Little apologized to the court and said the videos and DVDs in question were labeled and intended for the more permissive European market, not for sale in the United States.

There's also the fact that his movies "usually feature him engaging in a variety of sexual acts with young women who dress and act like prepubescent girls." What a sleazebag. Also, what a bad ruling. America should be ashamed to lose to Europe in porn freedom. [TBO]

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Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:09:37 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5058836&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 'Citizen Journalism' = Porn ]]> Dadgummit, porn ruins corporate strategy! CBS is learning the hard way that if you give people a "branded mobile platform" to "upload" their "user-generated content," the "content" they will "generate" is "nekkid womens." The Tiffany Network started a site called CBSeyemobile.com where you, the idiotic consumer, can upload photos. And now they're shocked, shocked to find out that it's full of filth, loose women, and inappropriate public demonstrations of lesbianism! Ad Age broke the story in a Pulitzer-worthy feat of journalism, causing them to (modestly) publish this rather NSFW picture, which we are prepared to say is the most newsworthy photo that has ever graced that august publication's pages:




But you can't say it didn't generate any user dialogue:




Citizen journalism, ladies and gentlemen. [Ad Age]

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Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:43:29 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5057587&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Paris Hilton Portrait Made Entirely of Porn ]]> So, um, here is a portrait collage of famous famous person Paris Hilton, crafted entirely out of old pornographic magazines (like Under the Mattress Monthly and Behind the Old Record Collection In a Manila Envelope In the Downstairs Rec Room Quarterly). It is the work of the artist Jonathan Yeo, who has done portraiture of many other famous folks. According to Fox News, via The Superficial: "Yeo was offering Hilton proceeds from the sale of the posters as a 'lighthearted' gesture because the hotel heiress has said she didn't receive any money from the notorious 2004 sex video that starred her and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon." Nice. Click for larger.

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Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:29:00 EDT Richard http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5055441&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Porn Star At the Dominican Bar ]]> He's back! Porn star fashionisto Erik Rhodes, former sexual liaison of skirt-wearing fashion designer Marc Jacobs, was spotted at a gay bar up in Washington Heights. He looked good, our tipster says, until you realized who he was and not just "some random papi." Stalker report after the jump.

Spotted on the ledge at No Parking, the Dominican gay bar in Washington Heights, on Saturday night. Was in a wifebeater, ridiculous roid muscles, def less hot when one realized he was a fashion-loving porn star rather than some random papi.

Aww. Given that he was once so sad, it's nice to see him back in the saddle again. I guess adoring Latino boys will do that to a fella.

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Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:12:00 EDT Richard http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5049924&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ American Apparel Spoofer Porn-sassinates Obama ]]> We have to say this for the porntastic anonymous American Apparel ad spoofer: he or she is just so god damn aware of the vagaries of pseudoculture that it is impossible not to admire his or her attention-getting sensibility. Unless, of course, this all turns out to be paid for by Dov Charney, in which case you can expect a very sternly worded rebuke from us. So watch out. Today, the personal (wear) becomes political; it's The Assassination of Barack Obama as imagined not by a publicity-seeking artist Yazmany Arboleda, but by publicity-seeking artist "anonymous spoofer." And of course a big dick is involved, for reasons we can't quite understand:

[UPDATE: Commenter Bell County points out the likely dick reference.]
[UPDATE 2: There is an unconfirmed rumor that this particular poster is not by the actual American Apparel spoofer.]

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Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:26:12 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5042540&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ American Apparel Ad Spoofer Strikes The Heart Of The Beast ]]> The anonymous, sex-positive American Apparel ad spoofer's latest conquest: the windows and front door of an upcoming Soho American Apparel store. Verily, our wayward artist has decided to strike Dov Charney right where he lives. Is this further evidence that the spoofer might be in cahoots with the company—the manifestation of the CEO's inner desire for ads unfettered by his dreary clothing? It's time to reveal yourself, poster-person. Click through to see the, um, seductive (?) re-imagining of the store's entrance:

[Stereo Hell via Copyranter at Animal]

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Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:24:53 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5040711&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Scholars: Kafka's Porn Stash Wasn't <i>Porn</i> (Yes It Was) ]]> We were excited when a researcher exposed a stash of pornography—long ignored by uptight scholars—in the notebooks of dark writer Franz Kafka. The Metamorphosis author apparently subscribed to the naughty illustrated magazines of the day, probably for the articles. Scholars hate the fact that this is now public: "to call the illustrated magazines he subscribed to as hardcore porn, is like comparing a poem by Heinrich Heine with an advertising slogan for McDonald's," said [researcher] Anjana Shrivastava. Yeah, well, his porn does sound pretty strange (not that we're judging):

"At the focus of Hawes' investigation are pictures he stumbled across in the British Library in London and the Bodleian in Oxford of the pornography to which Kafka subscribed while in his twenties. They include images of a hedgehog-style creature performing fellatio, golem-like male creatures grasping women's breasts with their claw-like hands and a picture of a baby emerging from a sliced-open leg."

How delightful! But whatever, it's no secret that Kafka was a weird dude. How cute that certain prudish scholars felt the need to protect his porn from the world.

[Guardian]

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Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:18:46 EDT Sheila http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5037505&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How Popular Are The Olympics, Really? ]]> The Olympics are the most popular entertainment spectacle in the world. Or are they? Pictured above is a Google Trends report comparing web activity for "Olympics" to that of "Super Bowl." As you can see, outside of very short spikes coinciding with the actual games, the Super Bowl is the more consistently popular item. And that's just an American thing! How do the Olympics stack up against several other, more universal, pursuits? Three comparisons below give you all the perspective you need:



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Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:36:05 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5034421&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Franz Kafka: Pornographer ]]> Franz KafkaFranz Kafka wrote dark, brilliant, surreal works of souls in crisis, bureaucracy run amuck, dehumanizing class systems—and a lot of dirty, sexy smut. Researches have discovered a bounty of porn in the great writer's notebooks, and they mean for you to read it. "Experts have unearthed a stash of explicit pornographic material belonging to German [he was Czech, actually] author Franz Kafka. The erotic material has been ignored by scholars anxious to preserve the writer’s image. James Hawes, an academic and Kafka expert came across the material in copies of Kafka’s journals in the British Library in London and the Bodleian in Oxford. Hawes said that the author’s stash shows him as more human than a popular quasi-saintly writer. 'These are not naughty postcards from the beach. They are undoubtedly porn, pure and simple. Some of it is quite dark. It’s quite unpleasant.'"

“Academics have pretended it did not exist. The Kafka industry doesn’t want to know such things about its idol.

“Of the world’s authors, only Shakespeare generates more PhDs, more biographies, more coffee table books. Everything Kafka wrote, every postcard he ever sent, every page of his diary is regarded as a potential Ark of the Covenant. Yet no one has ever shown his readers Kafka’s porn,” he added.

Some of the author’s erotic material would be published in Excavating Kafka this month. [Hindustan Times]
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Sun, 03 Aug 2008 18:05:22 EDT ian spiegelman http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5032530&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Paradigm Shifts As American Apparel Spoofer Attacks Brooklyn ]]> Everything is different now: for the first time in recorded history, the mysterious and porny American Apparel ad spoofer has struck in Brooklyn. Manhattan is so over! Is this a good thing or a bad thing to Brooklyn gentrification opponents, philosophically speaking? The new piece is also directly next to an AA store, perhaps marking an escalation in the conflict between spoof in commerce. Or a confluence? So many questions. One thing we are sure of: this spoofer fears neither male nor female private parts, at least in line drawing form. We feel the time has come for Dov Charney to speak out directly on his, uh, admirer. Click through for a larger pic of the latest, uh, artwork:

[Stereohell via Copyranter at Animal]

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Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:37:38 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5032069&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Discovery Of Breasts On Pop Star Causes Aussie Hysteria ]]> We'll try to break this situation down for you as gently as possible so than any Australian members of our audience don't immediately begin tearing off their clothes and taking topless pictures of themselves, which seems to be a typical reaction to the following story amongst a certain demographic. Earlier this week, Gawker's sexy sister site Fleshbot tracked down a topless photo of Jessica Origliasso, a 23-year-old Australian pop star who sings in a group called The Veronicas with her twin sister. For ease of comparison, let's call her the Aussie Lindsay Lohan (they both like to kiss girls). Now people in Australia are going all WILD over this scandal and BARING THEIR BOSOMS. We must call for calm!

We thought Australians were all drunken harlots anyhow? We don't follow Aussie pop music but we'd imagine this sort of thing would be almost an imperative. Intoxicated Aussies falling down on the the beach, isn't that how it goes, stereotypically? But since the news broke on Fleshbot, Origliasso's rep has tried to deny the topless photo is her, even though it's part of a set that obviously is her.

More alarming has been the response of the singer's young fans, in an online forum:

The fans on the forum had been planning to send in photos and videos of themselves in bras and bikini tops as a symbolic gesture of support for Jess.

YES GOOD IDEA. Apparently her fans felt that hundreds of photos of female breasts would help cheer up the woman-loving singer (makes sense):

"It isn't fair! We just want Jess to know how "supported" she is and that she has such good fans and like I said before we're all in this together and we just wanna stand by our two favourite girls."

Excellent use of double entendre there, Aussie teenager. Jess herself encouraged her fans not to pursue this boobie picture plan, although I'm sure Fleshbot would be happy to receive the photos in her stead. This seems like a hell of an outcry, though, over what is one pretty tame photo of breasts, that Fleshbot found on a photo service site. Have we in America exported our prudishness to Australia, as part of globalization, in exchange for Fosters beer? It will take many more topless photos to answer this question.

[Fleshbot, Daily Telegraph]

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Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:22:47 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5031921&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Greenpeace Turns Trees To Common Whores ]]> God, the internet has really proven to be detrimental to our collective national psyche. It's gotten to the point that we won't even consider thinking about any organization that hasn't produced some god damn "viral video." And some porn! Must we impose these outlandish standards even on the gentle nature-lovers at Greenpeace? Yes, we demand they cater to our short attention spans and stunted penchant for sex jokes. So they have obliged with this "tree porn" video clip. Sexy stumps! Sultry openings in bark! And some guy standing just off camera moving leaves up and down over a forked branch like a giggling 12-year-old! Ha, "wood." Watch it below in order to save the earth or something!

[via Trendhunter]

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Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:35:16 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5030655&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Made-Up Japanese Sex Stories ]]> The good news: Everything you ever read about the sexual perversities of the Japanese may still by true. The bad: If you read it in the "WaiWai" column of the Mainichi Daily News, it probably isn't. The English-language version of popular Japanese newspaper Mainichi Shimbun has been inventing all its best kinky features, or rather deliberately mistranslating them from the original. As it turns out, moms are not blowing their sons to get them to study harder, there is no bestiality restaurant in Tokyo, and housewives probably aren't turning tricks in suburban coin showers. The paper vows to start over fresh by hiring women to scrutinize its seedy reporting, and the internal investigation was said to rival the Times's after the Jayson Blair fiasco. The editorial apology after the jump (it does no good to nettlesome national stereotypes that the URL actually ends with "So sorry").

…We continued to post articles that contained incorrect information about Japan and indecent sexual content. These articles, many of which were not checked, should not have been dispatched to Japan or the world. We apologize deeply for causing many people trouble and for betraying the public’s trust in the Mainichi Shimbun.

The Mainichi Newspapers took punitive measures on July 20 against Managing Director Yoshiyuki Watanabe, who previously served as general manager of the Multimedia Division, and another senior official, to hold them responsible as supervisors, in addition to those who were earlier punished.

We will take the following measures to prevent a recurrence of the problems pointed out to us through the criticism and opinions received from many readers, through our in-house investigation, and as indicated by the Open Newspaper Committee of experts:

On Aug. 1, we will reorganize the MDN Editorial Department, and on Sept. 1, under a new chief editor, the MDN will be transformed into a more news-oriented site. We will translate Mainichi Shimbun editorials and commentaries by prominent figures, such as “Jidai-no-Kaze” (Sign of the Times), and post them on the site in an effort to deepen the understanding of Japan among readers overseas.

At the same time, we will set up an advisory group to the MDN comprised of Megumi Nishikawa, an expert senior writer, and other staff writers specializing in international news coverage. The group will check the MDN’s editorial plans and the content of articles in the MDN.

We are determined to try our utmost to regain the public trust that we have lost as a result of this incident and rehabilitate the English site into one that can dispatch information about Japan to the world in an appropriate manner.

[Mainichi Daily News]

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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:05:12 EDT Michael Weiss http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5027479&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ American Apparel Spoofer Embraces Equality In Genitalia ]]> The notorious, mysterious, and sexy American Apparel ad spoofer raises so many philosophical questions: What is art? What is advertising? What is porn? And does showing blowjobs count as "sexual equality?" The spoofer has a long history of drawing female genitalia (and dildos). But now he or she has made the leap to showing penises for the cause—something Dov Charney can only dream of. Click through for the most overt (possibly NSFW, although it's just a drawing) example:

[Stereohell via Copyranter]

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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:02:11 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5027310&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ From The Cocksuckers At American Apparel ]]> It must really kill Dov Charney not to be able to advertise his hipster robot clothes via hardcore porn movies starring himself and a bevy of 18-year-old Eastern European beauties recently unloaded from a shipping crate in the dead of night. So the pervy American Apparel CEO and hero to the downtrodden keeps edging as close to that vision as possible. His latest effort: a foreign ad featuring a model licking some dude's boxer shorts—and some believe the dude in them is Dov himself, based solely on the hairy legs. Full ad that will haunt you, below:

[via Copyranter]

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Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:19:46 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5025977&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ You Oughta Be in Pictures. Where You're Naked. ]]> For a while it seemed like it was just us and HGTV personality Michael Verdugo who didn't have porn pasts. Now it's just us. Yep, the Design Star contestant did some geigh stuff under the name Jeremy Wess for a time. [NSFW/L]

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Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:15:00 EDT Richard http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5024415&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Big, Throbbing Porn-News Hustle ]]> Over the past week, publications like the LA Times, New York Post and even our own Valleywag have parroted a report from the Adult Internet Market Research Company about how the recent federal taxpayer stimulus checks led to a spike in porn site membership. Predictable: it was an interesting piece of news dangled in front of the media in the lull leading up to the holiday weekend, when filler is traditionally needed. Unfortunately, it looks like the report was "total bullshit," at least judging by the reporting of Adult Video News columnist and porn-market scholar Tom Johansmeyer (pictured).

First off, AIMRCo's website has existed for less than a month, according to registration records. The phone number for "head research consultant" Kirk Mishkin appears to go to a personal cell phone. And the only two companies named as being affiliated with the company, LSGModels.com and MoreyStudio.com, "look like low-rent adult sites at best... they are not major adult internet powerhouses," Johansmeyer writes.

Then there's the lack of any disclosed methodology:

What is missing from the story is detail. AIMRCo says that “[u]sing a connected network of over 400 paysites and 2000 affiliates/traffic trading sites, we gather the data necessary to make informed market trend assessments.” Yet, it does not indicate the size of the sample for this particular survey. It offers no description of the responding companies. For Fox’s survey, there is no comment as to whether members would have joined anyway.

Johansmeyere also notes that industry publication Adult Video News used to compile an overall report on industry sales but has been able to get reliable statistics. How did AVN not know about AIMRCo, if it is a reputable, lonstanding organization? And if AIMRCo is an upstart, where did it get the stats that AVN couldn't?

It's shocking — shocking! — that anyone connected with the porn industry would artificially inflate the size of something just for some cheap attention. It's obscene, really.

[Migrant Blogger, Migrant Blogger]

(Photo via Migrant Blogger)

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:45:08 EDT Ryan Tate http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022799&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Books Best Used as Hiding Place for Homemade Porn ]]> A book blogger bought a sackful of old books from a lady at Goodwill whose husband had recently died. Upon taking them home and opening them up, however... uh-oh! Turns out many of the books had been hollowed out and turned into stash-boxes for a collection of homemade porn. (Un-blurred pic after the jump.)

"I've now gone through all the boxes and looked at all the books and a surprising number of them have been hollowed out with Polaroids stashed inside. The women depicted are varied (ethnically and size-wise) and the pictures range from softcore to extreme hardcore. Some of the images are very bizarre, at times grotesque.

At this point I'm at a loss as to what I should do with this stuff.

Hello! Send them to us, naturally.

[via Bookninja]

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Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:53:36 EDT Sheila http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5021555&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Stripper Porn Will Get You Out Of Iraq ]]> 8620 Article-1Five years into the war in Iraq, and I had no idea military guys aren't allowed to have any porn over there. That's perhaps because there don't seem to have been too many soldiers actually thrown out of the country over the stuff, probably because the armed services need every last person they can get. Six-figure private contractor gigs in Iraq, on the other hand, are still somewhat coveted, so ITT small-arms repairman Brian Sayler was pretty bummed to be ejected for possessing some DVDs he got free on a stateside break. A stripper, Cassidey (pictured), in Stoughton, Mass., patriotically donated a free lap dance to Sayler, along with a collection of free porn movies such as "Cassidey's Day Off." Both the military and its contractors have had a lax policy toward enforcing the porn ban, according to an article in Boston magazine, but for some reason Sayler's building in Iraq was searched and he was sent packing. He ended up winning reinstatement on appeal, but that's not the point: If porno freedom for brave troops abroad isn't Change We Can Believe In, then what is? [Boston]

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Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:04:44 EDT Ryan Tate http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019788&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How To Sell A Porn-Blocking Product With Class ]]> pornad.jpegJust like you can block pop-up ads on your computer, you can also buy software to block porn, if you wanted to do that for some odd reason. But that very software has to have its own ads—preferably ads that incorporate porn, for clarity's sake! You can see the quandary. One German porn-blocking company solved the problem with some strategic Photoshop work [UPDATE: A concept pioneered at Something Awful], and the result is so creative you almost want to buy their purifying product just to applaud the effort (not really). Two of the company's ads, via Copyranter, are after the jump. They're perfectly SFW, as long as you don't use any imagination.

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[Copyranter]

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Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:41:57 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397057&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Google to Prove You're a Sex-Fiend In Court ]]> This is why Google has spent a decade collecting and preserving all the information it can gather about everyone on Earth: so it can prove in a court of law that your neighbors are perverts. There's an obscenity trial going on down in Florida, where life itself is generally obscene, against an icky hardcore pornographer (first they came for CumOnHerFace.com, and I said nothing, because I preferred alt-porn). In an obscenity trial, the prosecutors must prove that the material is in violation of "community standards." This is, obviously, a ridiculous yardstick. Everyone who watches movies knows that just below the friendly surface of American Suburbia lies violence, depravity, secret gay neighbors, and Dean Stockwell in eyeshadow. But jurors like to pretend that they've never enjoyed a little Skinimax. This is where Google—and your deepest, darkest secrets—come into play!

In the trial of a pornographic Web site operator, the defense plans to show that residents of Pensacola are more likely to use Google to search for terms like “orgy” than for “apple pie” or “watermelon.”

Well yeah, the people into "apple pies" and "watermelons" are the real sickos. An orgy is harmless family fun compared to that shit.

The whole thing really makes you think, though, because the ACLU is all "yes we shouldn't throw pornographers in jail" but also "oh wait you're giving up search data to subpoenas should we be concerned?" Thankfully the tactic won't work anyway. In a federal obscenity case earlier this month, the defense proved conclusively that porn is more popular than college football but the pornographer was convicted on all counts.

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Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:35:07 EDT Pareene http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019146&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Two Types of Black Books ]]> The Blackbook, a creative-talent publication, shares a similar name with "XXXBlackBook," an adult-dating site. Blackbook's poor phone girl has to occasionally field calls from porn enthusiasts needing their login info. Needless to say, "likeslongnipples," while it may be an appropriate username for www.xxxblackbook.com, is not going to help if you've actually phoned www.blackbook.com. [Dazzling Delta]

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Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:22:12 EDT Sheila http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=396844&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ iPhone Porn Unsurprisingly A Growth Industry ]]> Now made for masturbating during overlong board meetings or car trips — the iPhone. The burgeoning mobile porn business, which was once confined to slow-loading sepia-tinted Jpegs of flappers in bathing suits, now features all kinds of fun applets for erotic text chatting, "moan tones," and video. The $1.7 billion industry set to balloon even further once the iPhone 2.0 debuts on July 11. The Google search results on "iPhone porn" are tumescent, too, and there are many, many websites in existence that can cater to all your hand-held smut needs. Here are a few:

iPhone Porn Grid
iPinkVisual
iPhorne
iPhoneQuickies
Fappod

Steve Jobs doesn't really disprove of the alternative uses of his PDA since the Apple lackey he sent to address the issue to Time magazine is named Jennifer Bowcock. The only problem with iPhone porn? The technology hasn't kept apace with the private spank Idahos of certain bloggers like Jason Swifter (another good name): "I wish there was an application that allowed you to undress people by dragging your fingers across the screen and literally dragging it off." Soon, Jason, soon.

About a third of iPhone users watch video on their phone, according to Nielsen Mobile, nearly 10 times the number that watch video on other cell phones. Three out of four iPhone users are men with above-average incomes, and iPhone users spend heavily on entertainment. More than a third of iPhone users shell out more than $100 on phone and data charges every month, as compared with just a fifth of other cell phone users.

That more than half the male owners of the device have had to buy actual cell phones for making calls might have clued in industry analysts.

[Time]

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Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:53:55 EDT Michael Weiss http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018317&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Porno Judge and the Newspaper ]]> Remember Alex Kozinski, the 9th Circuit Court Judge who's been forced to recuse himself from an obscenity trial because of BESTIALITY PORN POSTED ON HIS WEBSITE? What a wacky story, right? Hah! That maroon! Yes well it turns out it's actually a depressing tale of outright journalistic malfeasance that could impact an important first amendment case, but whatever. The Judge, Alex Kozinski, has already declared a mistrial, and all that's left is for his wife to pen angry letters to blogs. It's all the L.A. Times' fault!

"The fact is, Alex is not into porn — he is into funny — and sometimes funny has a sexual character," the judge's wife said. She faulted the newspaper for using "graphic descriptions that make the material sound like hard-core porn when, in fact, it is more accurately described as raunchy humor."

This is true. The obscene images may be found here, uncensored (NSFW if you work at the L.A. Times). It's a collection of ancient internet macros—so old they rely on the "Priceless" joke—that might be considered titillating to a sheltered 13-year-old.

But this is actually a more important point, and one that seems to maybe demonstrate malice on the part of the Times in their coverage:

Ms. Tiffany noted that her husband did not have a Web site with a graphical interface, but rather a file server that was not secured. "What excuse is there for timing the story with surgical precision so as to do maximum damage to the judicial process?" she asked.

The Times spokesperson called their story "fair and accurate," because she wouldn't have been able to stifle her laughter if she'd said "balanced" outright.

So—now Kozinski, a dude whose appreciation for borderline R-rated juvenile humor might've made him a decent barometer for what the "community" might reasonably find acceptable, will not be presiding over that obscenity case against the extreme porn dude. The case is basically the front in the current Justice Department's War on Pornography, so we hope none of you like jerking off.

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Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:20:01 EDT Pareene http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017144&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why Verizon, Sprint And Time Warner Shouldn't Block Child Porn ]]> andrew-cuomo.jpgThe New York attorney general's office ran a "sting" in which agents posed as customers and complained to the companies that they could see child porn. When the service providers ignored them, the agency threatened the companies with fraud. Now, according to the Times, the ISPs are paying over a million dollars to Andrew Cuomo's office and promising to block child porn sites as identified by the office — to all their subscribers across the U.S. As despicable and exploitative as child porn is, blocking it this way is a terrible move.

This is apparently the first time these ISPs have agreed to censor certain web content. (AOL, whose user base is shrinking, has already blocked certain content, according to the Times.) And once that line is crossed, theoretically it could be pushed to block more and more porn. The first iteration of this filter will probably block just this universally illegal and dangerous content. But with this tool in place nationwide, another federal A.G. like Alberto Gonzales would find it much easier to enforce draconian obscenity laws. (A relevant concern: Just last week a federal jury convicted pornographer Max Hardcore of criminal obscenity for his consensual of-age extreme pornography.)

A filter doesn't stop child porn; it just moves the problem somewhere else. The distributors will just find new ways to pass the porn along, new ways to disguise it, ways to get around the cataloging system that Cuomo's office uses to search for child porn. (Since only law enforcement is allowed to view child porn so they can make sure no one else ever does, one can only speculate what leads a person to land a job on the child porn task force and how much Cuomo's description of child porn — "These are 4-year-olds, 5-year-olds, assault victims, there are animals in the pictures" — comes from direct experience.)

The decision also turns the country into Cuomo's de facto jurisdiction. If the content is coming from inside New York, why hasn't Cuomo's office shut down and prosecuted the source? If it's not from New York, how does Cuomo have authority? He argues that ISPs are responsible, and it is hard to refute the logic that no one should knowingly allow someone else to view child pornography. But isn't stopping it his job in the first place?

Photo of Andrew Cuomo by Getty

UPDATE: A Time Warner spokesperson says the Times was wrong, and the company does not plan to block any web sites, but it will access to all newsgroups.

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Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:52:14 EDT Nick Douglas http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395601&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Uncorrupted People ]]> A pornographer known as Max Hardcore is on trial for obscenity in Florida. The judge originally said that the jury should watch eight and a half hours of his porn tapes, so they could get a complete picture. But she had to reconsider, because the jurors got so squeamish after less than an hour that she feared they wouldn't be able to make it all the way through. A mere 8.5 hours of filth? We call that a "weekday." [THR Esq.]

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Fri, 30 May 2008 16:38:22 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394363&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ No One In Chicago Fit To Serve On R. Kelly Jury ]]> rkelly.jpegFreaky deaky swinger singer R. Kelly is about to go on trial in his hometown of Chicago for the crime of child pornography. But first, they have to find a jury. And that seems to be more difficult that you would think, because, judging strictly by media coverage, Chicago is full of weasels, crazy people, and child porn supporters. After the jump, the five best reasons [from a longer list at the Chicago Tribune] that people have given to get out of serving on the jury in this case of the century:

  • I would change the age of consent.

    Two who were kicked off offered this philosophy, one going so far as to suggest that "nature already had an age of [sexual] consent: puberty."

  • I (heart) R. Kelly.

    Nothing gets prospective jurors booted faster than telling the prosecution they are a fan of Kelly's. Just ask the woman who called him a "musical genius." When prodded to say something negative about Kelly, the best she could come up with was: "He and [rapper] Jay-Z don't get along?" Prosecutors bounced her soon after.

  • I'll change my vacation plans.

    Overeagerness to serve on the jury is a definite red flag to attorneys. When one man offered to rearrange a trip to see his parents, the prosecution bounced him for being star-struck.

  • Please call my mom.

    When one juror failed to show up for service, deputies called his house and his mother answered. She told the court that she didn't know where her son was and that he hadn't been "right" since he was shot in the head a while back. The judge and attorneys agreed to let him off the hook.

  • I blame R. Kelly for Sept. 11.

    When the judge asked one prospective juror about his feelings regarding Kelly, he cryptically answered: "R. Kelly may have led the Taliban in attacking us on 9-11, but you can't prove it." You're right, we can't. In fact, we're fairly certain that no one has ever tried.

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Thu, 15 May 2008 12:19:15 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=390826&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why <i>Playboy</i> Is In Decline ]]> Picture 4-24Doesn't quite understand its audience: "'People don’t come to us for explicit content,' said [CEO Christie Hefner]. 'In fact, they’d be very disappointed if that’s what they were looking for and they bought Playboy magazine or went to Playboy.com.'" [Times]

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Mon, 12 May 2008 06:51:06 EDT Ryan Tate http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5008684&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ GodTube: "Man Watching Porn Caught By Jesus" ]]> Picture 1-23Godless Gothamites, meet GodTube, which according to the Times was the Web's fastest-growing site when unveiled in August and which just garnered a $30 million hedge fund investment. It's sort of like YouTube, except all videos are pre-screened by site operators in Plano, Texas; you can't promote religions other than Christianity and you can't mock Christianity, which makes sense since "God" is obviously synonymous with "Christian God" (*cough*). The whole operation is of course destined to implode when the new hedge fund investors push for less censorship to goose traffic and ads for items a bit more risque than "Bible software and degrees from online universities," but in the meantime enjoy this GodTube clip of a man "caught" looking at porn by Jesus. (In the interest of religous plurality I did run a seach for "porn" on JewTube and the only hits remotely responsive included one titled "Neil Diamond And Carol Burnett", which I refuse to watch, and this video of two Jewish supermodels in bikinis backed by a Biggie Smalls song.)

[Times]

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Mon, 12 May 2008 05:52:54 EDT Ryan Tate http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5008678&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Wikipedia Is Arguing Whether This Album Cover Is Child Porn ]]> nude prepubescent girl with a teddy bear in front of herIn the original, the teddy bear's not there; there's just a crack obscuring the girl's vagina. This 1976 album cover from the Scorpions was banned in the U.S.; the German metal band used a shot of the band for the American cover of Virgin Killer. Now Wikipedia nerds are deciding whether it's child porn, and whether they should delete it from this Wikipedia page about the album. And if you clicked that last link, you might have just broken federal law.

Both sides of the debate sound valid. After all, it made it into German record stores, so in at least one country it's legal. But in America, it's illegal to capture, transmit or possess an image of a prepubescent in a sexual pose (and it could easily be argued that this girl is in a sexual pose). It's still unclear whether knowingly clicking a link to view child porn online counts as possession (after all, the image is now on the viewer's hard drive, at least in their automatically created browser cache).

The Feds are looking into it, according to World Net Daily, as well as plenty of adult pornography, since it all could be viewed by minors (Wikipedia doesn't require registration to view articles or images). So theoretically it's up to them, not the Wikipedia editors.

Jeez, I mean I'm not turned on by this photo, but it's not ludicrous to imagine that someone is supposed to be. And how does that not obviously violate U.S. child porn laws? On the other hand, it's an album cover of some historical note and artistic merit. So is it child porn? And is anyone who argues otherwise a perv?

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Fri, 09 May 2008 05:19:44 EDT Nick Douglas http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388830&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ "I'm not saying I'm depending on Maxim to keep me alive over there, but it helps." ]]> maxim.jpegSoldiers are fighting back against a government attempt to take their men's magazines away! Stars and Stripes talked to a bunch of our military men at a base in Germany, and they voiced universal opposition to a proposed bill to ban "sexually explicit" magazines—including Playboy, Penthouse, Maxim, FHM, and the like—from Army bases. They're good for morale, the soldiers say. And besides (everybody together now), they read them for the articles!

"We all read 'em," said Pfc. Paul Rubio, 31, of Bakersfield, Calif. "There are times we just read 'em for the technological parts like the new gadgets that come out. They have good stories sometimes too."

Sgt. Simon Brown, 34, of Daytona Beach, Fla., said men's magazines build morale. "It's not all about the pictures, although 80 percent of it is," he said.

Pfc. Greg Smith, 21, of Northboro, Mass., a regular Playboy reader, said soldiers should be allowed to buy nudie magazines at the exchange.

"Playboy is good entertainment while you are on the can. They have jokes and good stories," he said...

"It would suck if they ban it," he said. "It's bad enough we are down there to begin with. Taking that away would be like a knife in the chest. I'm not saying I'm depending on Maxim to keep me alive over there, but it helps."

[Military.com via Dan Savage]

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Wed, 07 May 2008 15:40:49 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388197&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors ]]> casting2.jpegWhat do you do when you need to find some good stars for your upcoming porn film, but are too cheap to put a free ad on Craigslist? Hang a flier on a pole in Bushwick, of course. And to maximize responses, just leave space at the bottom for everyone interested in starring in your low-budget fuckfest to write in their name, "Length, Girth," and email or Myspace address. Don't worry, your friends will respect you in the morning. It's a perfect opportunity for you indie rock kids in "Bushdick" to earn some extra cash between jobs. Click through for a bigger picture, and to read the enticing pitch:

Do you have what it takes to be an adult star??? Niki Wilder production studio, has moved to bushwick. We are now casting for the film *Niki gets lost in Bushdick* A gang bang scene in the climax of the film, when Niki is lost in Busdick "and stumbles upon a band playing with instruments, wanting them used on her by the band, and audience. If you can perform in front of camera, and people, and have a large penis, than we are looking for you!!! Sign up, and send us video to show us what you can do.


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Tue, 06 May 2008 12:56:34 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387646&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Dwarf-Rape Porn Film Makes Compelling Anti-Clinton Argument ]]> So. This is the trailer for a "documentary" called Demons for Hillary. If this trailer is any indication, the film presents a series of man-on-the-street interviews with people who are scared of Hillary Clinton interspersed with pixelated hard-core pornography, including a delightful set piece in which little people in dime-store devil costumes take advantage of nubile young women. Which is why Hillary is not fit to be President. You can download the whole film right now for ten bucks! Could someone else do this and report back to us? We are too scared to. The film came with a baffling press release. "AVAILABILITY: Filmmaker Todd Fligner is available 24/7 -Los Angeles, Ca, nationwide by arrangement and via telephone. Great last minute interview." We're sure! Full press release after the jump. It involves the phrase "threesome tirades."

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Mon, 05 May 2008 12:19:12 EDT Pareene http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387171&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Secret Of Japanese Productivity ]]> computeraddict.jpegA government worker in Japan got in trouble this week for looking at porn at work. Specifically, his computer at his place of employment recorded 780,000 hits on porn sites in nine months. Assuming 22 work days per month, that's nearly 4,000 hits per day! Quite a feat. Even more impressive: he totally got away with in for nine months.

Despite his frequent porn viewing, none of his colleagues noticed his activities, which he apparently conducted throughout the workday.

"Each desk is set apart from each other," Waki said, adding that the man logged 170,000 hits on porn sites in July alone.

[AP]

Each desk is set apart from each other...THANK GOD.

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Fri, 02 May 2008 10:46:46 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386543&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Is This Porn, Or Just <i>The Hills</i>? ]]> Is this woman having an orgasm, or simply on The Hills? That is the question of the day on the Details (a gentleman-on-gentleman's monthly) and GQ (same, basically) website. They've taken a smattering of extreme facial expression close ups from the sun-soaked MTV reality "smash" (sometimes that's what the Brits call a car wreck), and interspersed some regular old porno o-faces. Can you tell the difference between Hills-face and o-face? Take the test here. It's not really that hard, though, because (for me at least) those braying idiots have seared their visages into my memory forever. One day, when I am old and gray and hopefully in the glorious denouement of a serious horse tranquilizer addiction, I imagine that I'll see a bright flash of Whitney Port's bovine face and will immediately feel the mild warmth of an indifferent God and shuffle off this broken, mortal coil. I don't want to experience this alone, so please take the test over and over again until they are a part of you, too.

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Thu, 01 May 2008 13:00:00 EDT Richard http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386187&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Times Square's Lost "McDonald's of Porn" ]]> showworldcenter.jpgOf all the porn stores, video peeps, and live-girl peepshows in Times Square, Show World in its original incarnation was the most notorious. (Now, it's up for lease or sale and may close, reports the Post.) Its bright layout anesthetized the pornography it housed; it was often referred to either as the McDonald's or Wal-Mart of porn. At its peak, thirty-two live girls per shift worked 24-7 behind glass on stages and in peepshow booths. The glass separating the girls from the customers came and went according to the vice laws of the time; the glass went back up for good around 2000. There was even a trannie stage!

The Times Square area and its pockets of vice is a world familiar to me and my early days in the city (two whole years ago.) Says a former Show World girl of the trannie stage, where pre-op shemales would dance:

"They didn't like the 'regular' peepshow girls coming in and staring at them, but one day I was like, 'Fuck it, I'm going in there.' We work with them, you know? I went in there and watched—-ooh, the looks they were giving us... They were actually able to make money like that—you know, save up for their operations. I think they actually made more money like that. After their operation they were never so popular again."

Show World, owned by Richard Basciano (who never gives interviews!) scaled down considerably around 2000, eschewing the live girls—too many expensive vice busts—but maintaining a smaller version of its porn and video store on 8th Avenue near 42nd Street.

In the words of another peepshow girl who worked at Show World in the late nineties:

"Imagine, hustling against 32 girls every night. Somehow I made my money. I guess there was enough to go around... I did drugs, partied... some girls bought houses. At least I can say I had a few years of really good times, though. You didn't need to go out! Everything was right there: drugs, booze, your girlfriends, you'd be up in there acting crazy—all the while making money."

The equally notorious Playpen Theater, a live-girl and porn emporium, closed at the end of July 2007, another victim—or winner, depending on your view—of redevelopment.

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Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:43:21 EDT Sheila http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385190&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Porn For The Blind: "She Has Recommenced The Oral Sex." ]]> It's sort of touching (ahem) that people narrate internet porn for the benefit of the blind, even if the guideliness for PornForTheBlind.org volunteers tend to make the end result sound rather clinical and unsexy to the rest of us. The template script for readers includes the directive to read a "description of the clip using only proper anatomical language (male, female, penis, vagina, breasts, etc.)" So you end up with lines like, "she is licking the shaft of the penis... she is mostly focusing on the head of the penis." Maybe the end result would be a little more sensual if the narration was dubbed over audio of the porn? Just a thought. Richard Blakeley at Boinkology has full audio of the narration of a preview clip on porn site Cum Overload, or you can just cut right to sex part, excerpted after the jump (NSFW, obviously).

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Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:16:25 EDT Ryan Tate http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5006744&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Eleven Ways The Internet Can Kill You ]]> untraceable.jpgWhile I was pulling an all-nighter this weekend watching YouTube, my stomach started to growl even though I'd had like a whole thing of goldfish crackers and a bottle of Kahlua, and as I popped a diet pill and scratched a couple scabs off my forearm, I had a vision of the eleven ways the Internet could kill you. (Please don't sue: Of course not all the sites and practices listed below are directly responsible for any deaths. But if you're already at risk, you might just get yourself killed when you use them.)

youtube-car-crash.png11. YouTube

At risk: Daredevils, fictional characters
Case 1: While trying to perform a stunt for YouTube, four teens crashed their Ford Explorer, injuring three and killing one. No details on how awesome the clip would have been, but hopefully it'd be more exciting than "ghost riding," the 2005-07 fad of rolling an idling car down the street while dancing beside it. The result of that fad, besides a few lame videos, was two deaths. Other stupid deadly stunts include subway surfing and fake stunts that end up in banner ads.
Case 2: A man who explained on YouTube how to tie a hangman's noose has been accused of inciting suicide. A few days after the news reported it, someone else posted instructions (though this user has posted plenty of other knot-tying videos, and who could hang themselves with the festive purple and yellow rope he uses?).
Case 3: Of course fictional characters die often and violently: Lonelygirl15, Harry Potter, and the radio star.


0914061myspace1.jpg10. Myspace

At risk: The lonely
Case 1: Remarkably, no charges were filed in the case of the family who carried on a hoax relationship with 13-year-old depression sufferer Megan Meier over MySpace, then "broke up" with her and thus driving her to suicide. But this is only our first glimpse at two themes of Internet-caused deaths: Tragic romance and preying on the lonely.
Case 2: In this case, MySpace technically saved lives. Cops investigated a 12-year-old boy's MySpace death list, warned everyone who was on it, and searched his home. They didn't find weapons and he said he was just fooling around, so he was just charged with juvenile delinquency. Other death threat cases include a dog and another empty threat against high school students. But just to be safe I make my little sister keep a Google alert on her name, cause she''d be the first to go if some trenchcoated freak started shooting up the cool kids in her school.
Case 3: Of course while stupid people may reveal their murder plans on MySpace, they may be inspired by the site too. Heather Kane saw another girl on her boyfriend's profile and hired a hitman to kill her. Good thing she bumped into an undercover cop instead.


facebook-saudi-arabia.png9. Facebook

At risk: Anyone who pisses off a muslim
Case 1: A Saudi Arabian father beat and shot his daughter earlier this year for chatting on Facebook. A preacher in the Islamic country called the site a "door to lust;" many Saudi women use aliases on the site and post drawings instead of photos. But there are still plenty of photos of hookups in the Facebook group "Single and Looking in Saudi Arabia."
Case 2: After a Jewish woman in Melbourne rejected a friend offer from one Ibrahim Dirani, he allegedly wrote to her, "I am Hezbollah and I am going to kill you and all of your family — promise you."
Aw, facebook-broken-heart.png


perv.jpg8. Pornography

At risk: Viewers of extreme or illegal porn and the people who know them
Case 1: It's hard to feel too sorry for those who kill themselves after they're implicated in child porn rings, like these four suicides in 1998 and these six in 2004.
Case 2: Porn doesn't only kill the depraved. The story of Jane Longhurst, an English woman killed by "a man obsessed with violent sexual pornography," was tragic enough to encourage many UK lawmakers to ban extreme porn.


38197-spam.jpg7. Spam

At risk: The terribly gullible
Case 1: Spammers and scammers can easily take your money if you're dumb enough to give them your passwords and financial info. But some Nigerian scams go far beyond online fraud; many scammers lure their victims to Nigeria to continue paying money in person; fifteen victims were killed after they got suspicious.


perez-hilton.jpg6. Blogging

At risk: Those already at risk of dying
Case 1: There's a trick to making listicles like this: Put the weakest item in the middle. Unfortunately the New York Times spent an entire trend piece on the bogus idea of "death by blogging." But Gizmodo editor Brian Lam tells me, "Only bogus to lazy bloggers. I did 75 hours this week and anyone over fifty would die doing that."


joker_poster.jpg5. Ebay

At risk: The already dead
Case 1: Seung-Hui Cho bought empty clips and holsters on Ebay before his Virginia Tech rampage. He got his guns and ammo elsewhere, though Ebay notes that the sale of ammunition on Ebay is legal.
Case 2: Ebay's death profits tend to come from the memorabilia. Celebrity deaths bring predictable results, like sales of Pope tchotchkes and autographed Heath Ledger posters. But Ebay has also hosted auctions for supposed Columbia shuttle pieces, video of insurgents shooting down planes in Iraq, the car used in a murder, and O.J. Simpson's book.


Prescription%20Drugs.jpg4. Drugs

At risk: Druggies
Case 1: Internet drug sales are ridiculously easy (see "spam" above), so easy that every decent men's magazine did an "I ordered Viagra off the Internet" story by 2005. But that means irresponsible doctors can prescribe dangerous drugs, such as this 2002 case of deadly drugs sold online, or this case of a doctor whose patients sometimes became addicted or were hospitalized, or a 2007 case where a 57-year-old Canadian woman died after taking an illegal sedative she ordered online.


webcamsuicide.jpg3. Webcams

At risk: Suicides
Case 1: Webcam suicide is one of the darkest modern phenomena, an example of loneliness and despair in a supposed age of connection and hope. Those who have fallen that far and recovered may want to forget it ever happened. Webcammer Stacy Pershall has long insisted that despite reports, she did not try to kill herself on camera in 2001 by overdosing on pills but merely took some Advil "to get a few hours sleep" — on her bathroom floor.
Case 2: While Pershall's viewers worried about her and called the cops to save her, those watching Brandon Vedas in 2003 egged him on. He OD'd on five drugs and died a room away from his unsuspecting mother.
Case 3: A father named Kevin Whitrick hanged himself after the apparent encouragement of people watching his webcam; viewers later said they thought it was a joke, and indeed they'd acted worried after seeing him die. After all, he was in an insult chat room, which brings us to another cause of death:


craftsman%20chainsaw%2035020.jpg2. Chat rooms

At risk: Hopeless romantics
Case 1: A man rejected in real life by his chat room lover in 1999 cut his own head off with a chainsaw in her front yard. Enough said.
Case 2: Plenty of innocents have been killed by online predators like the man who killed an altar girl, the Texas A&M killer, and this guy in a rural North Carolina trailer.


world-of-warcraft.jpg1. World of Warcraft

At risk: 10 million players, particularly the already crazy ones
Case 1: World of Warcraft addiction may not necessarily be deadly for the player, but it can be hell on their family life. Of course, Kim Trenor was probably crazy long before she moved cross-country with her 2-year-old to see a guy she met on the game, and definitely before she and Royce Zeigler beat "Baby Grace" to death. But if it weren't for that damned game she never would have met the allegedly abusive Zeigler.
Case 2: WoW isn't the first game to drive addicts mad. At least one Everquest player allegedly shot herself after getting hooked on the game.
Case 3: And of course any time you put a beautiful bit of fantasy in the world, some kid will try to imitate it. Happened with Superman, happened with WoW when a Chinese boy jumped off a 24-story building. His parents sued game maker Blizzard saying he was imitating the game, in which some players like to platform-jump, an activity totally unrelated to actually playing. Again, totally not WoW's fault, but something had to convince that boy he could leap off a tower.

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Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:00:00 EDT Nick Douglas http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382396&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Gay-Baiting, Porn Stars Will Save 'Red Eye' ]]> Greg Gutfeld hosts this crazy show on Fox News at 3 a.m. every night called Red Eye. Gutfeld, who we are pretty sure used to be funny, albeit in a winky fratty way, usually just tries to rile up and offend liberals while putting his friends on the air, but it's 3 a.m. so no one is watching to even get offended. The show's been on for more than a year now, which is alarming. In the attached clip, Gutfeld tries to start some sort of war of semantics with GLAAD over his coverage of the pregnant man story. He even says he NAILED THE MEDIA or something, it's all kind of sad. Not as sad as the press release we received from VIVID VIDEO, the porn company, announcing that one of their VIVID GIRLS is going to report on politics for Red Eye starting tomorrow night. Barrels across the nation shuddered in anticipation of a particularly nasty scraping. Press release after the jump.

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Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:57:00 EDT Pareene http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381172&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Yawn? ]]> michaeldance.pngSo, sigh, another reality television "star" has a checkered porn past. This time it's someone named Michael from some show called Step It Up and Dance. Frankly, I sat on this story for a few hours because, it just didn't seem all that surprising. This seems to keep on happening over and over again, doesn't it? Plus, the "scandalous" photos are just him naked, leaning against a tree. If they were, like, hardcore or something then maybe it'd be more interesting. Or am I just "jaded"?

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Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:22:00 EDT Richard http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381127&view=rss&microfeed=true