Carl Paladino, the Republican candidate for governor in New York, wants politicians to stop "pandering to... pornographers and perverts." Okay, Carl! So, to start, maybe you should stop forwarding emails filled with porn?
Rev. Mark Gruber, a Benedictine monk and former professor at Saint Vincent's College, was fired last year after the school accused him of downloading underage gay porn on a shared computer. Did the school knowingly accuse an innocent man?
Is modern pornography not alienating enough for you? Luckily "the world's first 3D pornographic film"—3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy—is coming (nudge, nudge) in May. Also planned: A 3D remake of Caligula, and, of course, an Avatar spoof.
The internet is full of strange people. Corinna Burt may be the strangest. The prominent white supremacist is an undertaker, bodybuilder, and former torture porn star. By phone, she discussed her unusual life and how racism "saved her" from porn.
Raised in a family of liberal Democrats, all of whom voted for Obama, Corinna Luray Burt joined the white pride movement late in life.
Before 11 year-old Jessi Slaughter was Internet famous for her Youtube videos, she was famous on Stickydrama.com, a gossip website for high-schoolers run by a 31-year-old man. It also has an amateur porn sister site. Delightful, right?
Anna Chapman, the sexxy spy who stole our hearts, but not, as it turns out, our secrets, has said no to an offer to do porn, TMZ reports. Well, that makes sense: She now has a political career to consider.
The shadowy Masonic cabal that controls the internet will likely approve the ".xxx" domain name system—intended for porn sites and Mötley Crüe drummers—tomorrow. Your "x" key will be worn out by next week. [Reuters]
Perez Hilton is going double-or-nothing with his "Is it child pornography?" pageview gambit. "If you're easily offended, do NOT click here" he tweeted today, linking to another photo of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus' crotch, her leotard askew and revealing between-the-legs flesh.
Using social media for pornography rather than incoherent rambling, Courtney Love posted pictures that reveal her breasts and lady area on Facebook. Also, there is this one of her being spanked by her twin sister, transsexual plastic-surgery lover Amanda Lepore.
According to the BBC, Malusi Gigaba, South Africa's deputy minister of home affairs, is looking into the possibility of a complete ban on all smut—including racy internet content and even cellphone porn.
Porn stars, including Ron Jeremy, are sick of you watching their "creative artistry" for free. So a bunch of them that you might vaguely, guiltily recognize have put together this earnest video imploring you to pay for your... fun. [Wired]
Did pornography cause the recession? According to the AP, the answer is: Probably! Over the last five years, the SEC has conducted 33 separate probes into "employees looking at explicit images"—explicit porno images. Let the "SEC/SEX" jokes begin!
Apple fanboy? Frequent masturbator? Prepare to be disappointed: Steve Jobs has reiterated his no-smut-on-the-iPhone stance and his Google-sucks stance, writing in an email that "Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone." [TechCrunch; pic via Fleshbot (NSFW)]
David Ito is an assistant regional director in the SEC's Los Angeles office. He makes around $200,000 a year supervising the commission's L.A. regulators. According to a source, he was looking at porn at work during the economic collapse.
Over the past two years, more than a dozen Securities and Exchange employees and contractors have tried to view pornography on government computers at least 8,273 times. Here's what they were looking at while the global financial system cratered.
You might suspect that Andrea Peyser, the New York Post's hardcore pornography critic, would be totally gay for hot sexxxy "Fire women," kicking in doors of burning buildings in their blazing hot fire gear, with sweat pouring off their chiseled abdominal muscles, covered only by a sheer layer of fire retardant gel.…
The inevitable nude Snooki pics have finally made their way online and they are shockingly safe for work. The masterminds behind NakedSnooki.com promise more.
Now we know how Bernie Madoff escaped the all-seeing eye of the Securities and Exchange Commission: Like you, agents just look at porn on the computer all day. "It was kind of a distraction per se," one told investigators.
Conservative Australian politicians are waging a War on Smut via pornography censor laws. Their latest uphill battle: A proposed ban on small boobs (which attract pedophiles) and squirting (which grosses them out).
