Victoria Beckham Designed a Car, and Her Explanation of the Creative Process Reads like an Exquisite Parody
Former Spice Girl and longtime car passenger Victoria Beckham is trying her hand at a new pursuit: luxury car design.
Will and Kate Arrive in Los Angeles and Other Welcomes
Will and Kate are exploring Los Angeles. Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart are adding another person to their threesome. Octomom gets in a fight with Wilma Flintstone. Saturday gossip is bringing all of its kids on the plane!
"Oh... Oh Dear. It Seems to Be Stopping Down Here. What Do I Do?"
[Victoria Beckham in Milan; image via Bauer-Griffin]
The Dominatrix, Reloaded
[Victoria Beckham in Italy; image via Splash]
Pop Star Attends Dress Rehearsal for Her New Zoobilee Zoosical
[Posh "Victoria Beckham" Spice in Los Angeles; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Pop Star Somehow Looks More Naked Than If She Were Actually Naked
[Victoria Beckham leaving an Armani party in New York; image via INF]
Arriving At A Bug's Funeral
[Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham at the London airport today; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Britney Spears Actually Investing At Least $2,500 Per Week Wisely
Posh Spice On Broadway! Sort Of!
As our groundbreaking social essay proved yesterday, Posh Spice wants the gays. Well, she's one step closer today! Gays love theatre, right? Especially musical theatre. So it's quite a coup that the pouty pop singer also known as Victoria Beckham has had her name swapped in for Britney Spears's in an hilarious bit of…
Victoria Beckham Will See Your Valley Speak And Raise You Some Chavlish
For the past couple months, Victoria Beckham has been valiantly trying to turn "major" into the new "hot," and Splash News has informed us, for no particular reason, that the word is all over Beckham's blog. (As in: "Well we have finally unpacked our boxes and I am loving our new house—it is totally major!") Anyway,…
Skinny bitch: prettier, skinnier bitches need not apply for slave job. [ABC News]
"To have a new superstar for us to obsess about and analyze would be a welcome relief. But for Victoria to become one of those people, she will have to get some personality. At the moment, she's a slightly two-dimensional character for Americans." Too bad the diamond-studded dildo story turned out to be false, because…
One Diamond-Encrusted Thing That Mrs. Beckham Is Not Using To Pleasure Herself
· Generally speaking, we'd rather have our genitals scorched off with a red-hot fireplace poker than pay attention to anything related to the lives of David Beckham and Posh Spice, but when the story involves setting the record straight about whether or not Posh uses a diamond-encrusted vibrator, we can make a…
Posh Spice Book Club to Be Hot Mess (Of The D'Urbervilles)
Victoria Beckham is starting up a book club with her pals Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez, and they're not going to be reading the usual book club lady fare (the usual book club lady fare = Anita Shreve novels, anything with 'Love' in the title, anything in which a child dies). No, Victoria apparently wants to take…
