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Swifter
07/16/09

In reply to Oprah and KFC Conquer America
If Grease+TeeVeeLady = Win then shouldn't Julia Allison be our Queen?
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skahammer
07/16/09

@Swifter: She must defeat Paula Deen in hand-to-hand combat first to claim the crown.
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scroll_lock
07/16/09

In reply to Oprah and KFC Conquer America
That photo reminds me of how Oprah said after that show she started gnawing away at everything that wasn't tied down and didn't fit in those jeans anymore by the end of the week.
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Weegee's bored
07/16/09

@scroll_lock: Oprah needs to have a nosh-off versus Kirstie Alley. It would be the new reality sensation.
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scroll_lock
07/16/09

@Weegee's bored: OMG that would be so great. Breakaway muu-muus!
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Weegee's bored
07/16/09

@Weegee's bored: Pilot episode -- the two of them lay waste to the annual Coney Island hot dog eating contest.
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scroll_lock
07/16/09

@Weegee's bored: Only if there is hair-pulling over the last dog. The winner is determined by whoever achieves a 52 inch thigh first.
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Weegee's bored
07/16/09

@scroll_lock: If you wanna be freaked by pressed-meat stories, read the other day's NYT piece on gyros.
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Weegee's bored
07/16/09

@scroll_lock: Way overdue -- a revival of "Le Grand Bouffe"
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scroll_lock
07/16/09

@Weegee's bored: I love a good pressed meat freak-out in time for the weekend.
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scroll_lock
07/16/09

@Weegee's bored: lol

Another good competition would be each of them slathered in olive oil by their own pit crews to see who can wedge through more doors first.
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Kitten_Witawip
07/16/09

@scroll_lock:
Just for you scroll
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scroll_lock
07/16/09

@Kitten_Witawip: Why, thank you! Truly frightening.
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