When a waiter approaches Diller with a plate, he sniffs, "You're actually bringing food?"

Then he goes crazy for just a second: "They wouldn't let me—if even take one bite of that, somebody will come and put a fork in my neck." The "fork in the neck" bit is a classic manorexic avoidance technique.

When the interview ends, he looks down and says, "I'm not eating that stuff."

[Via Silicon Valley Insider.]