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    Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    08/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Which Jesus am I supposed to pray to? The one who advocated giving away all earthly belongings and devoting your life to the poor, or the one who thinks poor children should not have access to health care because their parents didn't work hard enough and want to sponge off hard working conservatives?
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    08/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    I love how anything the Right disagrees with is labeled as "PC." Like that's the worst slander they can come up with. Let me get this straight: you can either be politically correct (whatever that means—not being racist? believing climate change is real? wanting health insurance? Then yeah, I guess I'm politlcally correct) or you can pray. Um, okay. That's some airtight logic you've got there.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Is it praying when I listen to Beck ramble and think, "Holy Fucking Shit, who the fuck is this asshole?" Because that's as close as I can get these days.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    You'd think that Beck was trying to get in front of the whole "don't blame me" situation, but his suggestion of prayer and a divine intervention could cause some unbalanced soul to think they're "The Messenger".

    So, no, Glenn - If you don't agree with the direction of the country, you don't take up arms or pray for "assistance", you participate in the democratic process.
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    Image of Greasy Thumb Guzik Greasy Thumb Guzik
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Beck starts out by saying "I've been thinking an awful lot lately".
    Then where is the evidence of that?
    Plus he phrased it wrong. It should have been "I've been doing a lot of awful thinking lately"
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    I guess Beck will be pretty pissed when he realizes that God is the biggest commie of them all, and that heaven is one big socialist orgy.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Juxtapose the pacifist Beck with the more militant hints he drops ever so liberally throughout his program. "I seem to recall all the Russian Czars died in the woods" wink wink

    Here's a history lesson, Glenn. The Bolsheviks killed only one Czar. And he was killed by the Bolsheviks!
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    I pray Glenn Beck gets caught up in a sex scandal involving an 18-year-old boy, a bag full of oxycontin prescribed to Rush Limbaugh and manufactured by Levi Johnson's mother, and that horse that was just on the news. You know the one I mean.
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    08/04/09

    @misslinda: Swallowing my own vomitus, let me say that I would fuck him just to expose him and get him off the air.
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    Image of TumblingDice TumblingDice
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Wait a second. Just, wait a second. Did anyone hear the very end of this clip? Seriously? With about 3 seconds left, Glenn Beck says off-camera over footage of Obama: "this guy's a black nationalist, communist..." and then Gretchen cuts him off / or the clip ends.
    This is scary stuff.
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    08/04/09

    @TumblingDice: hah, yes, i wasn't entirely sure what i was hearing there. but i added it because I AM NOT ALONE, WE SURROUND THEM
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Glenn, Nickelback's road manager called. He wants his clothes back.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Crazy Ex-Navy Chaplain Prays For Death Of Guy Fighting Crazy Chaplains
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Crazy Ex-Navy Chaplain Prays For Death Of Guy Fighting Crazy Chaplains
    I'm willing to bet serious Monopoly money that this guy belongs to a church that's part of the "Episcopal Church of North America and Africa" that split from the Anglican Communion over the ordination of Eugene Robinson, Bishop of New Hampshire and a married (to a man) geigh. They think they're making a statement by aligning with the Bishop of Nigeria, but apparently that statement includes the tidbit, "for Nigerian heterosexuals, polygamy is allowed."


    But yeah, this shit is bad for the military. Apparently the Airforce Academy, out there in Columbine Country, is the most overbearing example of crazy bible worshippers harassing people who don't believe as they do.

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    04/27/09

    In reply to Crazy Ex-Navy Chaplain Prays For Death Of Guy Fighting Crazy Chaplains
    I know Mikey through friends of friends. He could break this guy with a single death stare and the guy would still want to buy him a drink afterwards.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Crazy Ex-Navy Chaplain Prays For Death Of Guy Fighting Crazy Chaplains
    I swear to God I thought that was Bill Murray in the thumbnail, on very first glance. But then, I'm drunk again, again.


    "Imprecatory prayers"- how is that different than a hex, a curse, really? Wow, Episcopalians are complicated. This one's so right-wing, he's come out the other side, to pagan witchcraft.

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    04/27/09

    In reply to Crazy Ex-Navy Chaplain Prays For Death Of Guy Fighting Crazy Chaplains
    Guy with German name wants Jews to convert and countrymen to conform or else die.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    04/27/09

    @iplaudius: Oh please, plaudius. You and I both know that history never repeats itself. Don't you remember that history is merely a collection of anomalous one-time occurrences?
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