Senator Ted Cruz may not like Obamacare in a box, with a fox, in a house, or with a mouse, but it looks like he’ll have to try it anyway. Because the Tea Party, still clinging to their Confederate flags and Muslim president horseshit, lost their battle with President Stompy Feet and the Democrats Wednesday night.
President Obama just gave a speech and made clear that once the debt limit bill clears the House, he will sign it and "we will begin reopening our government immediately." He also emphasized the need to "get out of the habit of governing by crisis.”
Ted Cruz thinks the deal is "terrible," but a deal has been made nonetheless: the Senate voted 81-18 to end the shutdown. A vote that is expected to pass will soon follow in the Republican-led House. By midnight, the shutdown will most likely be over.
