Jeb Bush Has a Lot of Cooler Things To Do Than Hang Out With You Losers

Jeb Bush, the Republican presidential candidate also known as Jeb!, has a lot of stuff going on besides his campaign, you know.
Woman Faints During Santorum's Presidential Announcement
Every time Sen. Rick Santorum mentions his presidential run, something ominous happens. This morning, a balloon spontaneously exploded while Santorum was yammering about his plan for Medicare. Then, while announcing his candidacy this afternoon, an onlooker collapsed a couple feet away from Santorum's podium. Next,…
