A Vote for Ted Cruz Is a Vote for Dildo America
Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has been doing quite a lot of dildo talk these days.
Cher and Her Friend Ted Cruz, 'Satan Incarnate,' Have a Really Nice Rapport
The Twitter of Cher, which consists mainly of a frantic jumbles of exclamation points and emojis, is always a joy to watch, and even more so when a presidential candidate is involved.
Michele Bachmann Says Dumb Things Because She's Always Talking
GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann says the reason why she confuses Elvis Presley's birthday with his death day, and Russia for the Soviet Union, and herself with John Wayne Gacy when she means John Wayne—John Wayne, guys—is because "when you speak six times a day, slip-ups can occur."
Watch This Guy Tell Off Newt Gingrich
Poor Newt Gingrich, things just aren't going as perfectly as he'd imagined in this early presidential campaign of strange nonsense. Consider this fellow Gingrich met in Iowa yesterday. He doesn't want to be Gingrich's friend; he just wants to chastise him for throwing Rep. Paul Ryan under the bus. "Why don't you get…
