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    'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'

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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    Did you not know the Age of Reticence is over? #pressreleases
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    Image of MrPipeline MrPipeline
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    I have this. Basically, from the outside, you look like everyone else, but inside it's a bit different. Entry point is one opening, then further in, I'm split by a septum. Two uterus's, two cervix, one set of tubes. My period comes (boths sides) at the same time of the month which is a blessing, but i have to wear two tampons. Let's just say going to the Gyno and having two paps isn't exactly my favorite activity :-) #pressreleases
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    MattGaymon promoted this comment MrPipeline was starred MrPipeline was unstarred
    Image of goetz goetz
    11/05/09

    @MrPipeline: Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Pipeline. #pressreleases
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    MattGaymon promoted this comment goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    That would explain why I have no discernible penis. Our God is a malevolent deity. #pressreleases
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    Image of barmishmar barmishmar
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    What about the prostitute that had an extra vagina implanted on her hip?

    I heard she wanted to make a little money on the side... #pressreleases
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    m4ximusprim3 promoted this comment barmishmar was starred barmishmar was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/05/09

    @barmishmar: *rimshot* #pressreleases
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    I saw this on tv already, but I think it was a Discovery Channel special about circus freaks. The woman was pregnant, and when she gave birth, it came out of the left one, and she said she was surprised, since her husband hardly every used that side. #pressreleases
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    Dude, my bro would totally bang her. . .

    [www.ananova.com] #pressreleases
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    Image of bondi10001 bondi10001
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    I once knew a girl who had THREE vaginas. She was getting laid left, right and center. Badumbum. #pressreleases
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment bondi10001 was starred bondi10001 was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    As a woman, let me just say that that sounds like a lot of work. You men have no idea what goes on down there. Your whole thing is pretty gosh darn simple. Ours...well any number of things can lead to a fouled up twattie, and that's just one...two well, she may need more hands. #pressreleases
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    Image of CroutonShield CroutonShield
    11/05/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Yes, like all men, I'm totally baffled by the vagina.

    Clitoris? Labia? G-spot? UTI? Yeast infection? Period? Spotting? MY HEAD IS SPINNING!!

    Just kidding. Get it? Cause like, I *do* have an idea what goes on down there, because I'm not 5... #pressreleases
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    Spirit Fingers promoted this comment CroutonShield was starred CroutonShield was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/05/09

    @CroutonShield: Oh, but honey, if you haven't lived it, or felt nary a twinge of a menstrual cramp, thought for 2 life-altering minutes that you were preggers, or had a 6lb squirmy un-fully formed adult dwelling betwixt your thighs...I think we reserve the right to make comment on what would be inexplicably more complicated in that arena. We ain't just talking jock itch here.

    Also, lighten up. Clearly this is a response to some of the other male-derived comments in the thread. But, uh, I'm glad you know so much about yeast infections. #pressreleases
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    Image of CroutonShield CroutonShield
    11/09/09

    @Spirit Fingers:

    1) I've had several pregnancy scares that lasted days, not minutes.
    2) I don't doubt that childbirth and menstruation are uniquely female experiences. However, I am familiar with the basics of both, and thus resent the sentence, "You men have no idea what goes on down there." I have a pretty good idea.
    3) I applaud your efforts to use the word "nary," and encourage you, despite the above double-negative, to continue your efforts in that direction.
    4) I resent the implication that the only thing that can go wrong with a penis is jock itch (which I've never gotten). This one time, though, I got this weird bump of skin on my scrotum, and I was scared it was a tumor, but I hate going to the doctor, so instead I cut it off with a pair of barber's scissors. You ladies have no idea what goes on down there!
    5) Why is there a baby in between your thighs? Maybe I *am* confused -- I thought they gestated in the abdomen. Or maybe you just like words like "betwixt" -- almost as fun as "nary," right? #pressreleases
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/09/09

    @CroutonShield: I've moved on from this. You should too. Thanks! #pressreleases
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    Image of Cynner Cynner
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    This woman has more holes than Dunkin' Donuts! #pressreleases
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment Cynner was starred Cynner was unstarred
    Image of cocodevaux cocodevaux
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    does she like two menstrual cycles so much that a hysterectomy is out of the question? or does everyone on the tyra show avoid common sense like the plague (host, of course, included)? #pressreleases
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    "Remember, ladies, you can be a top model with two vaginas, but you have to work extra hard! Try to arrange your legs in a way that looks like you have one vagina. That's it, Brittany! You're getting it, Sara! But, Lisa... you're a beautiful, beautiful girl, but if you can't learn to smile with your thighs, you're not going to make it in this business." #pressreleases
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    11/05/09

    @TedSez: Smile with your thighs, thunder eyes. #pressreleases
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    NSFW. NSF... at all. As a matter of fact, if you go to this site and view the material, you might need a safe word. That said, it's nice to know that people afflicted with dibajingo have some recourse.

    [phalliccymbals.wordpress.com]
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    Edited by Uncle_Billy_Slumming at 11/05/09 12:48 PM Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    I'm thinking she gets a cable series. #pressreleases
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    Image of scummanifesto scummanifesto
    11/05/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Lauren Sue plus two? #pressreleases
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment scummanifesto was starred scummanifesto was unstarred
    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/05/09

    @scummanifesto: Yes, and there's a split when one vagina wants to start seeing other people. #pressreleases
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    Image of notsofresh notsofresh
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
    "A woman with a vagina knows what time of the month it is. A woman with two vaginas is never sure."

    --Mark Twain #pressreleases
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    Image of jonahnelson2 jonahnelson2
    11/05/09

    In reply to 'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'

    it looks a little something like this #pressreleases
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/05/09

    @jonahnelson2: hearted. #pressreleases
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