A new study released this week purports to show that more attractive high-school students tend to make better grades. As if high school weren't hard enough.

The most surprising aspect of Forbes' list of the world's highest paid models is that the names here don't make more money. Considering that DJ Pauly D earned $13 million within the very same time frame, the $7.2 million second-highest-grossing figure Miranda Kerr brought in seems low. Also, no Kate Upton.

Poet Craig Moreau has made one of the most hilarious YouTube videos I've seen in awhile. It seems like a parody of a self-important gay party boy poet who has written a book of poems called Chelsea Boy. But it's not a joke at all.

· People names Drew Barrymore its Most Beautiful Famous Person, then forces her to pose without makeup. Don't those fucking sadists realize she's in her thirties? She'll be ruined!
· See, the difference is CAAA just kidnaps your dog; CAA would tie you down and kill it while you helplessly watched.
· What Britney…