Hollywood burglar Alexis Neiers shared a jail cell block with Lindsay Lohan, which is either great luck for limelight-addicted Alexis (more interviews) or terrible luck (all anyone wants to talk about is Lindsay). Here's what she has to say.

Alexis Neiers, "star" of the worst television show ever made, Pretty Wild, was just sentenced to six months in jail for robbing Orlando Bloom's house with the Bling Ring posse. First Vanity Fair, now the courts. Girl's got enemies.

We're about a week late getting to this show — about a former Playmate and her three arguably pretty, definitely wild daughters — but we finally watched it last night and had to say something because it is seriously terrifying.