preview - Gawker

posts about #preview more →
Fashion's Night Out Will Destroy You
Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
Debate Preview: It Might Be Interesting!
Why Battlestar Galactica is the Best Political Drama on TV

Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

Dsmvwl Admin Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×

Clare
09/10/09

In reply to Fashion's Night Out Will Destroy You
Can't sleep...Anna will eat me...can't sleep...Anna will eat me...
Reply

Clare was starred Clare was unstarred

TheUptightMidwesterner
09/10/09

In reply to Fashion's Night Out Will Destroy You
How are the Olsen Twins going to be able to see over the bar?

Yes, I know. This day has reduced me to making short jokes.
Reply

Baroness
09/10/09

In reply to Fashion's Night Out Will Destroy You
"Haagen Dazs" is code for heroin, isn't it? Pull back Chris, you're being drawn into the dark vortex of fashion. Sinister things Teen Vogue daren't mention.
Reply

Baroness was starred Baroness was unstarred

Nic Fit
09/10/09

In reply to Fashion's Night Out Will Destroy You
And if you like real music, Alan Braxe is spinning at Santos.
Reply

Nic Fit was starred Nic Fit was unstarred

BettyCrocker
09/10/09

In reply to Fashion's Night Out Will Destroy You
Darlings, I'll be in the Men's Department on the 10th floor of Lord & Taylor, drunker than Bacchus and wearing pasties that shoot out fire and glitter.

Too much?
Reply

flossy approved this comment BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred

flossy
09/10/09

@BettyCrocker: Back from the dead!
Reply

flossy was starred flossy was unstarred

BettyCrocker
09/10/09

@flossy: And with a bang!
Reply

BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred

BadUncle
09/10/09

In reply to Fashion's Night Out Will Destroy You
I think I'll help a friend search for bed bugs in her apartment.
Reply

BadUncle was starred BadUncle was unstarred

HiredGoons
02/24/09

In reply to Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
*sigh
Reply

HiredGoons was starred HiredGoons was unstarred

Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
02/24/09

In reply to Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
I am digging out my hopey-mcchangey pants that I wore the day of the inauguration.

Yes, we khaki's!
Reply

Iceland Spar
02/24/09

In reply to Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
"The only thing we have to fear is a complete and totally dissolving of all financial markets and a descent into utter chaos, a series of events that have already begun and according to my daily economic briefing, will accelerate into the street violence phase at some point early to mid next week before transforing into a Jericho-esque national disaster in which every town will be required to fend for itself sometime in the third week of March."
Reply

Iceland Spar was starred Iceland Spar was unstarred

Smitros
02/24/09

@Iceland Spar:

But I'll still get basic cable, right?
Reply

Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred

Iceland Spar
02/24/09

@Iceland Spar: "The whole question of home defense against depression is, of course, powerfully affected by the fact that we have for the time being in this Economy incomparably more powerful commerical forces than we have ever had at any moment in this crisis or the last. But this will not continue. We shall not be content with just one stimulus package or one bailout. We have our duty to our corporate masters. We have to reconstitute and build up the American Middle Class once again, under its gallant Commander-in-Chief, Shopoholic.

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Consumables, we shall fight on the equity and debt markets, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the auto lots, we shall defend our Economy, whatever the cost may be, we shall buy in the store isles, we shall buy in the upscale fashion botique, we shall buy in the brick and mortar retailers and from the interwebs, we shall buy in the mom and pop stores and in the giant big box stores; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Economy or a large part of it were recessed or depressed, then our corporate masters beyond the seas, would carry on the struggle, until, in good time, China, with all its economic power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."
Reply

Iceland Spar was starred Iceland Spar was unstarred

Iceland Spar
02/24/09

@Smitros: Yes, fortunetly the revolution will be fully covered by all the major networks.
Reply

Iceland Spar was starred Iceland Spar was unstarred

Iceland Spar
02/24/09

@Iceland Spar: "One other thing I probably should tell you, because if I don't they'll probably be saying this about me, too. We did get something, a gift, after the election. A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact that our two youngsters would like to have a dog. And believe it or not, the day before we left on this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore, saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was? It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas, black and white, spotted. And our little girl Tricia, the six year old, named it "Checkers." And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it."

- OH - Wait, that one's not true, because Obama has continued to not delivery on the campaign's crucial puppy pledge!
Reply

Iceland Spar was starred Iceland Spar was unstarred

Baroness
02/24/09

In reply to Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
I hope he'll address the nation's severe Gossip Girl deficit. People are suffering, angry, and want answers.
Reply

Baroness was starred Baroness was unstarred

badass-boi
02/24/09

In reply to Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
Do people actually watch "The Mentalist?"
Reply

badass-boi was starred badass-boi was unstarred

CaptainFantastic
02/24/09

@badass-boi: I do, or have. I have a man-crush on that dude. I like the "I'm Dabney Coleman's son and we're both lawyers" show, too. Also, no cable/satellite.
Reply

CaptainFantastic was starred CaptainFantastic was unstarred

ADismalScience
02/24/09

In reply to Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
Rules: you're doing it wrong. Take a million drinks in ANTICIPATION of hearing the word "nationalization."
Reply

ADismalScience was starred ADismalScience was unstarred

uninspired
02/24/09

In reply to Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
If it's not a real State of the Union, does Congress still have to wildly applaud after every sentence?
Reply

uninspired was starred uninspired was unstarred

Smitros
02/24/09

In reply to Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
And one hopes Padma has cheered up since last week.
Reply

Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred

dado
02/24/09

In reply to Barack Obama's Make-Believe State of the Union
It's gonna be one phat Fat Tuesday.
Reply

dado was starred dado was unstarred

Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion