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The Exceeding Exhaustion Of Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle's "exhausted" again, Dustin Lance Black's sorry, Cindy Adams knows where you should hide your cash, Prince Harry's dating a floozy, and Salman Rushdie's a third boob. Oh, and: Ron Burkle and whores. Here's your Sunday morning gossip roundup: More »
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By Foster KamerComment by pony_express: So is there any historical precedent for the sex-photo-leak-debacles that have been occurring during the age of the internet? Like maybe... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Royalty Acting Like Royalty, Media Acting Like Media
Prince Harry isn't being a dick! Octomom gets her own TV show, Candy Spelling works her late husband's TV pitches in real time, and Rachel Bilson doesn't eat chap stick. Presenting your Saturday morning gossip roundup. More »
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By Foster KamerComment by persimmon: Wow. The handsomeness window for Harry is closing shut rather quickly, just as it did for William. Charles' genes are... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Jennifer Aniston Turning 40 and Still Getting Songs For Her Birthday
John Mayer gifts at a 15-year-old level; Prince Harry still offends every non-white person he encounters and Sarah Jessica Parker will always be saddled with cheap jokes. It's arrested development. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Attacked By Feral Cat
Or, you know, she's back on drugs or cutting or something. Her arms are all scratched up. She's tried to hide it with long sleeves, but people have still noticed. More »
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Comment by meg9: Poor girl. I'd imagine that without the drugs, she's using her other "tools" to try to cope. Hope she'll get... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Katie Holmes No Longer Required to Live In New York
Was it a violin string snapping? The long, low moan of a siren? What was it—what sound, what feeling—that told us that Katie Holmes was leaving New York? More »
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Comment by ShanghaiLil: Em...I am by no means in a position to vouch authoritatively for this, but when Josh Duhamel was in New... 6 Responses | Other threads
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No One Sees the Royal Scepter, 'Scept Her.
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Prince Harry Accused of Reckless Driving
See, England? This is what happens when you let your stupid royal family continue to exist into the 21st Century. "Britain's Prince Harry has been accused of taking part in a 100 mph car chase in the British county of Berkshire, police say. In an official police complaint, 33-year-old Tim Williams alleged that royal protection officers forced him to drive at unsafe speeds by tailgating his car as the prince was traveling to an area nightclub, The Mail on Sunday reported. More »
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Comment by Mediahohoho: This calls to mind nothing so much as the original heir of the Syrian "Presidency for Life," Basel al Assad,... more » | Other threads
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Ungrateful English Demand Apology From Eccentric American Blogger
Earlier this year, Matt Drudge saved the life of Prince Harry, the UK's adorable ginger-haired lunkheaded Nazi ruler. Harry, you see, had been deployed to Afghanistan, where there are lots of people who'd like to blow him up. But Drudge revealed the deployment, breaking a media embargo, and then they were forced to send Harry back home, where he's more or less safe. For some reason this enrages the English. So the Mayor of Windsor and Maidenhead, whose name is probably spelled "Higginbobotham" but pronounced "Higgins", has demanded an apology from Drudge. The apology is probably not forthcoming. [UPI]
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By PareeneComment by famousauthor: Drudge should just have a short, standard apology to issue in cases like this. It would be the gracious... more » | Other threads
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'Us Weekly' Bests 'The New York Times' On The Royal Beat
Does Us Weekly even have a London bureau? No matter, because even without one, the magazine had the scoop on Prince Harry's deployment to Afghanistan and acknowledged that they were part of the embargo. The New York Times, which actually has several reporters in Afghanistan, didn't even know that Prince Harry's whereabouts were clandestine. It's a shame, too. As the wiretapping story proved, the paper is so good at keeping government secrets. [Us Weekly, NYT via Doree Chronicles]
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By rebeccaComment by trojanhorse: Um, would it have been worth reporting if the Times had known he was there? more » | Other threads
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How America Saved Prince Harry's Life
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Army man Prince Harry has left Afghanistan following Matt Drudge's release of his whereabouts. The British military has decided it was too risky for the spare Prince to stay there with his location known. Predictably, the British blame the American media for our general boorishness.
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By rebeccaComment by famousauthor: What can I say? Matt is a Drudge. As in "Drudgeons and Dragons." more » | Other threads
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Insane Australian Swears At Drudge, Confuses Anderson Cooper
The news correspondent at left sounded either very drunk or very Australian last night as he explained on CNN how British Prince Harry was secretly fighting as a soldier in Afghanistan but had to flee the country after internet publisher Matt Drudge revealed his deployment there, destroying a conspiracy of silence by the pansy British press. He then directed two naughty swears at Drudge that threaten to bring an awful government indecency fine against the cable news network. Delicate CNN anchor Anderson Cooper became confused, probably because he had thought he was talking to Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin or something, but he still flirted shamelessly with the dude: More »
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By Ryan TateComment by famousauthor: My favorite Australian line is: "THAT'S a knife!" When spoken by Crocodile Dundee. Do people really... more » | Other threads
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Kate Hudson Made Out With Heath Ledger
- Well, he is balding and recently divorced, but the Brokeback Mountain star has one thing going for him: he is totally not Dax Shepard or Dane Cook. That's two things! [Page Six] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by felion: Somebody's got to tell Chelsy that you can't expect a Prince of England to lick his own nipples. more » | Other threads
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Prince Harry, third in line to the crown of England, enjoys snorting vodka shots with shirtless pals. [Towleroad, News of the World]
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By ChoireComment by GinaRomantica: I saw "After the Fox" on late night tv in 1983 and have used Gina Romantica as a nom de... more » | Other threads
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Prince Harry Is "Big Ginger"
- Lady Di's probably-son-with-what's-his-face Harry's girlfriend's nickname for him is "Big Ginger." Good to know when royalty is well-hung! [Page Six] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by Beau Nerd: I am breaking my weeks-long silence to say this: Prince Harry is effing hot and I wanna touch him places.... more » | Other threads
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Prince Harry To Iraq; Jenna Bush To Kegger
The Royal Family is denying it, but the Daily Mirror seems sure: Prince Harry and his regiment will be sent to Iraq within days. The newspaper quotes a "senior military source" as saying that the details are still in the air, but that "he is definitely going." Harry recently graduated from Royal Military Academy Sandhurst, and according to the AP, he has been trained to command 11 soldiers and four tanks (!). While his brother William, who is second in line to the crown, will stay home in case something bad happens (how could it?), Harry's off to Basra for briefing and then to the front lines. The Mirror's source says: "He has insisted on being able to perform his duties as any other officer would. He won't be just flying a desk." Flying a desk! How they speak.
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By ChoireComment by Mary Mouse: Oops, Katie Louise is right of course. Skipping over Charles is wishful thinking on the part of most Brits. more » | Other threads
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Drudge Has Had This Photo Illustration Ready To Go For a Looong Time
Oh, Matt. Matt, Matt, Matt. At least you've moved up from Microsoft Word Art to maybe a bootleg copy of Paint Shop Pro. From 1998. More » -
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· Liza downs three glasses of scotch, bursts into tears, at an Upper East Side restaurant. [Page Six] 1 More »
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