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    Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy

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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    08/02/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy
    Dude, it sucks to be Tony Romo. Poor guy does not catch a break. I mean, he shits the bed in playoff game after playoff game and then, when he finally gets himself a relatively foxy pop singer/actress girlfriend, bitch gets all "Tony, you need to dress up like a toy doll for me" crazy on his ass. Oh, also, the Cowboys suck.
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    08/02/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy
    Don't forget: Jasper Johns was on an episode of "The Simpsons."
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    08/03/09

    @k: Excuse me? Are you serious?
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    08/02/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy
    Jessica, dear: You don't ask a football player to dress like a 50-year-old doll that's never had genitals.
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    08/02/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy
    Gawker's slow today, not as slow as Perez Hilton on a good day, though.
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    08/02/09

    @Iwillnotauditionforastar: Not the gossip roundup, mind you, just the loading time.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/02/09

    @Iwillnotauditionforastar: Yeah, we're working on fixing it. Our servers are experiencing blogger burnout, heh.
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    08/02/09

    @Foster Kamer: Have you guys figured out what to do about the Ian Shapira thing?
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Royal Family Suddenly Looking Very Palin-esque
    Every family needs an uncle who's a drug dealer. It makes Christmas dinner so much more bearable when everyone's high or on percs.
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Royal Family Suddenly Looking Very Palin-esque
    Maison de Bang Bang! I suppose Chateau de Dirty Sanchez was taken?
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    Image of Morningstar Morningstar
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Royal Family Suddenly Looking Very Palin-esque
    "Duke of Slough" is a joke--it's like saying "King of Passaic, NJ."
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    07/20/09

    @Morningstar: Do watch what you say around anybody who calls himself that.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    07/20/09

    @Morningstar: Or king of Scranton, Pa.
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    Image of limber limber
    07/20/09

    @Morningstar: Yep, Duke of Slough means overlord of David Brent's paper products empire. If you've ever seen the opening to the BBC's The Office, you have seen (and likely instantly forgotten) Slough.
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    Image of Morningstar Morningstar
    07/20/09

    @limber: I have actually been to both Slough and Scranton, so, yes.
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    07/20/09

    @Morningstar: I've never been to Scranton, but spent enough time in Slough to last me the century.
    (I meant that as a general comment, by the way -- "If one has seen the opening of The Office", blah blah)
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Royal Family Suddenly Looking Very Palin-esque
    This is so weird... I was just telling someone about my friend who was told they were 32nd in line to be chief of the Menomenee Indians.

    Question: is this Uncle closely related to "Sir" James Goldsmith?
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Royal Family Suddenly Looking Very Palin-esque
    seriously, drugs aside, he seems a nice enough sort. maybe given to a bit of hyperbole.

    and who doesn't have THAT UNCLE?

    juicy, but i call nonstarter here. i don't know how royalty works, but how many people would have to die for this guy to become king? everyone? this is probably something that could never happen.
    then again i'm not english, so maybe i just don't care.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    07/20/09

    @♥Anti-SocialSocialite♥: Everyone, including me, would have to die for him to become king. I think we're going to be okay.



    Harry is going to love him.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/20/09

    @♥Anti-SocialSocialite♥: Yeah, i concur. He seems like a funny, sociable guy. He isn't trying to milk his contacts with the royal family. The reporter is the one asking all the questions.
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    07/20/09

    @♥Anti-SocialSocialite♥: ...also, he seemed to take issue with Harry dressing as an SS officer. I think the royal family could benefit from having someone like Uncle Gary in the family.

    Also, I wonder if Queen Elizabeth has ever said something to the effect of, "He has 'new money' written all over him." That would be apt.
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    Image of JimsonWeed JimsonWeed
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Royal Family Suddenly Looking Very Palin-esque
    "heir to the thrown"?

    To heir is human, I suppose.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/20/09

    @JimsonWeed: well, if he wasn't thrown before, he is now :[]
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/20/09

    @lobstr: He's going to end up a throne in the side of the House of Westminster. (That's really bad, but I couldn't resist.)
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    03/27/09

    In reply to Secret Tape Has Departing CNBC-ers Tirade
    you mean Brian Williams' constant pining to the local crowd with his gratuitous shout-outs to New Jersey (he's almost as bad as Jon Stewart with their collective pants-creaming™ of Bruce Springsteen and all things growin'-up-Jersey et al) can't help him surpass KatieGiggles? crazy crazy times..
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    03/27/09

    In reply to Secret Tape Has Departing CNBC-ers Tirade
    Uninhibited and rampant sexual activity with the proviso that no strings be attached? Fuck that. Tres milque toast.


    But, most importantly, is Emma Sayle related to Alexei of 'The Young Ones'? Enquiring minds want to know...

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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    03/27/09

    In reply to Secret Tape Has Departing CNBC-ers Tirade
    "Former public schoolgirl Emma Sayle"
    PUBLIC SCHOOL? EW.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/27/09

    @easternsike: Pretend it's Opposite Day. It TOTALLY means the opposite there.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    03/27/09

    In reply to Secret Tape Has Departing CNBC-ers Tirade
    Instead of Killing Kittens, why not Pounding Puppies? Mauling Minnows? Carnal Canaries?
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/27/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: garrote-ing giraffes/
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    Image of blix blix
    03/27/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: Punching the Ol' Platypus.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/27/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: Marauding Marmosets


    Slaughtering Sloths


    Warrior Worms (I'm looking at you, Jim)


    Disemboweling Ducks


    Fustigating Frogs


    et al

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    03/27/09

    @Mount_Prion: Fellating Pheasants?
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/27/09

    In reply to Secret Tape Has Departing CNBC-ers Tirade
    They are, like, totally high-class orgies with all of the RIGHT people, though.
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    03/27/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Remember to bow/curtsey after the wham, bam, thank you Ma'am.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/27/09

    @blix: And don't forget to say "Thank you, Ma'am. may I have another?"
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