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In reply to Visually Impaired Gamer Sues Sony

Sometimes I hate people when I read nonsense like "contending the company violates the Americans with Disabilities Act for not making its virtual worlds more easily navigable by the visually impaired", let me break something down for you to not come off as a jackass here. I can't hear shit out of my left ear yet does that entitle me to sue anyone that can't provide me with music enjoyment through their left headphones? If he's not laughed out of court then the American courts are way too lax. #lawsuit Reply

BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password]
11/07/09

In reply to Sarah Palin Warns Of Pro-Choice "Mind-Set"

Shes implying that women who choose not to give birth are not strong? Do. Not. Like.
She gives me an instant migraine, every time she speaks. Or writes. Or appears. #sarahpalin Reply

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JessickerFletcher
11/07/09

@BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password]: Agreed. Her existence gives me a headache. #sarahpalin Reply

Armen Tamzarian
11/07/09

In reply to So, You Want Some Nasty Injuries With Your Hockey? I Got Your Nasty Injuries For Ya

Meah, I was hoping for much more pony tail pulling. #injuries Reply

wooden_shoes
11/07/09

In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith

That's crazy. I was just talking about him since my room mate just met him on Thursday. #steventyler Reply

Penny
11/07/09

In reply to Ewan McGregor Tells Craig Ferguson That His Constant Nude Scenes Are "A Feminist Thing"

For those of you who have not seen it, watch Young Adam.

Ewan and Tilda sex. 'Nuff said. Made my life. #ewanmcgregor Reply

sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/07/09

@Penny: The extras on the US version of the DVD actually shows him semi-erect. I mean...uh...whoa? #ewanmcgregor Reply

wiccanhot
11/07/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Are there screencaps of this? I'd like to see it. #ewanmcgregor Reply

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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/07/09

@wiccanhot: Go to Google images, search for "Ewan McGregor Young Adam". I don't know if there's a screencap of THAT shot, but yes, you can see his entire, uh, bagpipe. #ewanmcgregor Reply

Penny
11/07/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Well, to be fair, if I had to simulate sex with Tilda Swinton and Emily Mortimer, I would be semi erect too. #ewanmcgregor Reply

Penny
11/07/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Good god, that is just what I needed this morning. #ewanmcgregor Reply

wiccanhot
11/07/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Thanks. #ewanmcgregor Reply

pistachioRX
11/07/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): THANK YOU. #ewanmcgregor Reply

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eatsshootsleaves
11/07/09

@pistachioRX: And that is why I hate circumcision. What a beautiful, gigantic display. Of feminism. I mean. #ewanmcgregor Reply

MIXED
11/07/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Oh dear baby jesus up in heaven THANK YOU. #ewanmcgregor Reply

back_at_it
11/07/09

In reply to Hello Facebook User, I'm a Nigerian Prince in Need of Assistance...

facebook had better be verrry careful they don't screw this up. social networking is a tricky business; users are fickle (including myself) and will be glad to switch to something better if the system they use abuses them. i don't think there is much loyalty to facebook just as is (was?) the case with myspace. i don't hate facebook, in fact i find it very useful, but i'll be first (after women and children of course ;) ) to jump ship if a superior alternative floats by. #scams Reply

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cate3710
11/07/09

In reply to Don Draper Shares Your Enthusiasm For Saturday Morning Coffee

I am not enthusiastic for Saturday morning coffee. I prefer Saturday afternoon coffee. Hard to drink coffee in your sleep, you know.

(Sadly, I work on Saturdays, so I do have to have my coffee in the morning. *sob* I miss you bed!) #jonhamm Reply

aclikeslater
11/07/09

In reply to Democrats To Allow Vote On Amendment Restricting Abortion Coverage In Hopes Of Ultimately Passing Health Care Bill

My biggest problem with this is denying private insurance policies the right to cover abortions if they receive federal subsidies. I understand how the right-wingers and anti-choicers can build a "case" against federal insurance covering abortion (even if it is complete and utter bullshit). It really, really chaps my hide that this is going to prevent private companies from making that determination on their own without federal carrots being dangled in their face.

Yet another example of conservatives, who claim to take a laissez faire approach to business and the private sector, signing line-item vetos based on morality. #healthcare Reply

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midwestdesigner
11/07/09

@aclikeslater: Yeah, so much for "small government." Government is getting so small, it's apparently crawled into my uterus to drive. #healthcare Reply

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alftime
11/06/09

In reply to Sammy Sosa Re-emerges As Shiny-Suited Latino Zombie

¡Es el Bromista! #sammysosa Reply

r0y
11/06/09

In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"

goddamn that's a great shot of her. i don't recall her looking like that, when she would stop by my office... i'd totally hit that now. #marissamayer Reply

Yerzriknot
11/06/09

In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"

I'd code her all night.

I ya know what I mean... #marissamayer Reply

brentwoodfield
11/06/09

In reply to Keep Dishonest Landlords at Bay with Your Camera

After my apartment manager entered my apt. for the 3rd time without telling me (I kept on finding things moved around), I riot acted them and forced them to pay me the $100 that was allowable for me to ask for under local law. With the money, I purchased a Linksys wireless camera. Hooked it up to a UPS (in case they thought they could just turn off the power to my apt to avoid the camera) and had it email me the video stream if anything was detected. After catching the apt manager entering on the 4th time, with video proof, I was able to get them arrested. Reply

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Doreen DelPurgatorio
11/06/09

In reply to Gabby Sidibe Is Hilarious

She was bumped off Letterman last night because he had some of the Yankees on....bummer. I love me my Yankees, but he shoulda bumped Keith Urban instead. #gaboureysidibe Reply