Some Highlights From the Insane New Report About the Big-Dicked Murderer's Prison Break

It was exactly one year and one day ago that Richard Matt, the big-dicked murderer, may god rest his soul, escaped from Clinton Correctional Facility alongside his friend David Sweat, the murderer whose dick is of indeterminate size, pictured above. According to a scathing report state investigators released to mark…
"El Chapo" Reward at $3.8 Million as Escape Tunnel Photos Emerge
The Mexican government has offered a $3.8 million reward for information that leads to the arrest of Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, the notorious drug kingpin who escaped from a maximum-security prison Saturday night through a mile-long underground tunnel.
Tillie Decided to Betray Big-Dicked Killer Escapee While Eating Chinese
Now we reportedly know when and where Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell changed her mind about wanting her loyal, if delusional, husband murdered by the formerly escaped killers David Sweat and Richard Matt. It was while dining at a Chinese restaurant with her husband, Lyle, the night of the escape that Tillie realized that…
Richard Matt Wrote a Letter to His Daughter Just Before Prison Break
Three days after the late, big-dicked Richard Matt escaped from Clinton Correctional Facility, his daughter received a letter from him. “I always promised you I would see you on the outside. I’m a man of my word,” it read, according to the Buffalo News.
Gruesome Richard Matt Death Photo Released
WIVB has obtained a photograph showing the body of escaped prisoner Richard Matt. The graphic picture, apparently taken shortly after Matt was shot and killed by police Friday afternoon, shows multiple bullet holes in the top of his head, with blood and brains spattered around him on the ground.
12 Prison Employees Suspended Following Big-Dicked Murderer’s Escape
The fallout from Richard Matt and David Sweat’s historic prison escape continued Tuesday morning, when the New York State Department of Corrections announced that a dozen correctional officers and prison executives at Clinton Correctional facility have been placed on leave.
All the Ways the Cops Reportedly Screwed Up the Prisoner Manhunt
Did you think it was incredible that two escaped prisoners, armed with just the clothes on their back and the lingering love of a married prison guard (and possibly weapons), managed to evade thousands of police officers for more than three weeks? It was. And, according to the New York Times, probably unintentionally…
Report: Escaped Prisoner Was Drunk as Hell When Cops Finally Caught Him
Convicted killer, escape artist and reputed cocksman Richard Matt got shot three times in the head Friday, but cops say he probably went out feeling no pain (they think he was wasted.)
Report: Escaped Convict David Sweat Shot and Captured by Police
David Sweat, the surviving Clinton Correctional Facility escapee, was reportedly shot twice by a state trooper on Sunday near Constable, N.Y, just south of the Canadian border. According to CNN, Sweat is in custody and in critical condition. From The New York Times:
Report: Big-Dicked Escaped Convict Was Just Shot and Killed by Police
According to reports, escaped convict Richard Matt was just shot near Malone, New York and may be dead. He was free for almost three weeks.
Big-Dicked Convict's Prison Guard Pal Plays in a Goofball Rock Band
New evidence suggests that Gene Palmer—the Clinton Correctional Facility guard who allegedly accepted paintings by allegedly big-dicked murderer Richard Matt as payment for aiding Matt’s escape alongside David Sweat—has spent years indulging his own artistic inclinations in addition to those of convicted felons. Just…
Gene Palmer, the New York prison guard who allegedly passed hacksaw blades hidden in uncooked meat to escaped killers Richard Matt and David Sweat, has been arrested, CNN’s Shimon Prokupecz reports. On Tuesday, Palmer’s attorney said his client was unaware “there was something in the meat.”
Cops: Escaped Murderers Probably Armed, Maybe Hurt With Blister
Last we heard from escaped murders Richard Matt and David Sweat they were leaving their underwear and bloody socks in an upstate New York cabin. Now comes news that they’re probably heavy armed and possibly injured…with a blister.
Prisoner Says Tillie and the Escaped Inmate Did It at Least 100 Times
According to a New York Post source, Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell, the prison worker accused of helping two convicted murderers escape, had sex with one of them in a closet at least 100 times. “Wait, that’s not what I heard,” her husband told NBC :(
Source: Prison Worker Hid Tools for Escaped Killers in Uncooked Meat
Citing an unnamed law enforcement official, CNN reported on Tuesday that Clinton Correctional Facility employee Joyce Mitchell hid hacksaw blades in frozen hamburger meat, tools that convicted murderers Richard Matt and David Sweat later used to escape the prison.
Prison Worker Told Husband She Didn't Fuck Big-Dicked Murderer (Sure)
The husband of Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell, the prison worker accused of helping two convicts escape prison earlier this month, said his wife did not have sex with the allegedly big-dicked murderer Richard Matt. Lyle Mitchell told Matt Lauer in an interview on TODAY this morning that his wife claims Matt (the murderer,…
