Did you think the torrid relationship between Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell and Richard “Big Dick” Matt was just about sex? Mais non, ma petite cherie. You fail to see the big picture—the picture Matt painted for Tillie. The picture that she in turn apparently presented to her oblivious husband.
On Wednesday, the New York State Police released “progression photos” of prison escapees Richard Matt and David Sweat, showing what the fugitives might look like after ten days on the run. But police still don’t appear to have any idea where Matt and Sweat are hiding, and unless there is a break in the case, those…
The New York Post, in the most unabashed shade slinging yet, reports that Tillie—“the dumpy granny” prison worker implicated in last week’s escape—knew just what kind of power tools the convicted murderers were working with, if you know what I’m saying (they sexed).
Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell, the prison employee who stands accused of facilitating the jailbreak of convicted murderers Richard Matt and David Sweat, is already in big trouble, but if new reports are correct, things may get way worse. According to several sources, Mitchell told police that Matt and Sweat planned to…
Clinton County District Attorney Andrew Wylie told CNN this morning that Clinton Correctional Facility employee Joyce Mitchell provided “provided some form of equipment or tools” to Richard Matt, the allegedly big-dicked prisoner who escaped last Friday.
On Wednesday, authorities announced that big-dicked killer Richard Matt and his accomplice David Sweat (a killer whose dick is of indeterminate size) may have penetrated the border into Vermont, CNN reports.
If Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell, the woman who allegedly helped convicted murderers Richard Matt and David Sweat escape from a maximum security prison, thought she was going to get through this ordeal without some tea being spilled, her ex-coworker Nancy Hewitt wants her to know that she has another thing coming.
How did two convicted murderers escape from a maximum security prison this weekend? Who is Tillie, and did she betray her husband for a big-dicked con? Will we ever find out how big the other guy’s dick is? Here’s everything we know about the killers and their flirty escape.
Video purportedly shot near Willsboro, New York shows an army of cops presumably awaiting signs of the big dicked-escaped convict and his accomplice, who have been on the run since they escaped from a maximum security prison Saturday.
The New York Daily News reports that dozens of heavily-armed cops have swarmed Willsboro, New York, after authorities tracked big-dicked fugitive Richard Matt and his partner in crime David Sweat to the town, which is about 40 miles south of the correctional facility the two escaped from Friday night.
We know Richard Matt is a convicted killer on the loose. We know, thanks to my colleague Jordan Sargent, that “Matt is very handsome and, in all frankness, very well endowed.” Now we also know that Matt, for some weird reason, has this massive Marine Corps tattoo, even though the Marines say he never served.
The two murder convicts who escaped from upstate New York’s Clinton Correctional Facility overnight on Friday left a a very polite and very racist note telling police and everyone, “Have a nice day!”
A 19-year-old convicted killer serving three life sentences for shooting up an Ohio high school escaped from prison Thursday night, authorities say.
A group of four prisoners at a work release center in Australia's Berrimah jail are suspected of repeatedly sneaking out to get drunk and high, then breaking back in before correctional officers noticed.
A Swedish inmate had such a bad toothache that he escaped prison two days before he was supposed to be released, went to the dentist, and then turned himself back in.
Fox has canceled Prison Break, its "OK, we just broke out of the prison. Now what? Oh, what the hell, let's go back in" serial. Fox president Kevin Reilly's justification is hilariously blunt.
Good thing President Bush and his merry band of thieves have most of our troops over-extended in Iraq! "A brazen bomb and rocket attack on the main prison in southern Afghanistan has freed more than 600 inmates, many of them members of the Taliban. The destruction is evident following a brazen attack on a major Afghan…
While it was announced yesterday that AFTRA has reached a deal with the major studios, some SAG accredited actors like Prison Break star Wentworth Miller are preparing for another potential strike by going back to their roots. Specifically, Miller has returned to waiting tables at the Glendale area restaurant he…
The Lane Garrison legal saga found a measure of closure today, a judge having decided that 40 months in jail was a suitable sentence for the Prison Break actor's cokey-boozy bender that ended in the death of Beverly Hills High School student Vahagn Setian. From the AP report:
