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    Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?

    What Films In Chelsea, Stays In Chelsea
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    09/18/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    Part of the worst Denny's Grand Slam ever.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?

    I prefer to think of those dicks as yam dicks.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    Am I the only one whose thought throughout this was "You schmuck, you couldn't put on a suit and a necktie?"
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    "Yeah--ostrich egg, bitch!"
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    How, exactly, does the lawyer know?
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    09/17/09

    @raincoaster: Because it's in the "probable cause statement" -- basically one of the assaultees or a witness to the assaults described Jeffrey Epstein's egg-shaped penis to police.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    The Sweetest Thing!

    "Your penis is so egg-shaped!
    Your penis gets me wet
    But I did not want to get raped
    By your personal omelette!"
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/17/09

    @BettyCrocker: heh
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    I call those fish dicks, because they’re kind of shaped like a big, fat fish.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/18/09

    @iplaudius: there are more out there?
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    "Thick toward the bottom and thin and small toward the head portion" may in fact be the greatest tag ever used on the internets thus far.
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    Image of LeftCoastLady LeftCoastLady
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    This is what happens when you keep fucking that chicken.
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    Image of Sonar Jose Sonar Jose
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    And thus, the "Jeffrey Eggstein" tag was born.
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    Image of wretched_of_the_mirth wretched_of_the_mirth
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    how, then, can we tell his penis from his balls?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    Dammit, Epstein walked out before the lawyer's next question: "And is your penis also shaped like Glenn Beck's tongue?'
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    09/17/09

    @MrInBetween:

    "Is Glen Beck shaped like your penis?"

    They had a very good description of the offending appendage on the Smoking Gun website a few months ago.

    And strangely enough there was a description of every shape of penis but this one in Bookish's magnum opus here:

    [wordsmoker.com]
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    09/17/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Bookish, have I told you lately that I love you?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/18/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: bookish did not sleep with that man. jeeeeeesus.
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