my guess is fertilizer, and my second guess is the cops are kind of dumb.
back in my day we'd use a 1983 jeep cherokee to "burn" donuts into the football field. maybe if those cheerleaders wanted a nice clean football field they should have slept with me. still bitter after all these years.
@shostakobitch: Cheerleaders taste like saddle shoe soap and Tab. You would have been better off eating one of the science nerd girls (bunsen burner burnoff and Chex cereal) or the punk rock chicks (Dippity Do and Yoo Hoo).
@tigolbitties: I'm promoting you, tig. 'Cause you're my righteous homeslice. Foster, give THIS GIRL a star, not momof3wildfuturegluehuffers. This is the fucking death knell, mark my words.
@BookishLookish:as long as we are friends BL i don't need no stinkin' star! or belong in the cool kids group, or be invited to the parties, or any of that fun stuff... whatever...(crying into my gin & sonic)
is that a saturn parked on worth avenue? I would have guessed they'd employ roving waste disposal units to remove such detritus. before they cast their eyes upon it, I mean
@krismry: That said, and no one asked me, 'alternately' would've worked better than 'alternatively.' It's so seldom one has the pleasure of editing some truly fine writer.
@krismry: "I would always cherish an abiding distrust, an animosity, toward the leisure class -- not the conviction of a revolutionist but the smoldering hatred of a peasant." Fitzgerald, The Crack-Up.
I once went to a thrift shop in Palm Beach, and they wouldn't let us in the door. We didn't look rich enough. But I didn't let that sour me to the extent that I didn't think they were worthy of having Bernie Madoff's investment skills working for them.
@SultanaEleusis: You must mean The Church Mouse, the only thrift shop in Palm Beach proper. (They let me in the last time I was in PB to walk on the free public beach. I spent a total of 2 buck in town on an ice tea.)
From now on, I request that all newspaper feature stories include an amateur behavioral economist popping out of an enclosed space and offering several paragraphs of analysis on the question at hand.
@skahammer: It's not that hard to understand the psychology of truly, really, madly, deeply rich people. I studied these exotic animals for a project I was working on once and their idea is to lay low, say they're poor and quit buying any really obvious stuff for a while for protective camouflage. They know all about not unduly stirring up the rage of the peasants, having lost several generations of fortunes to revolts and guillotines and so forth already.
@WindowSeat: I'm sure you read the full article so you know that these $2,000 cashmere slacks will never, ever wrinkle (even after strangling a commenter). So, no discount for you. Sorry.
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back in my day we'd use a 1983 jeep cherokee to "burn" donuts into the football field. maybe if those cheerleaders wanted a nice clean football field they should have slept with me. still bitter after all these years.
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also, (off thread) i don't look at the comments for a day and everyone and their momof3wildkids has a star? wtf?
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I'm sure you read the full article so you know that these $2,000 cashmere slacks will never, ever wrinkle (even after strangling a commenter).
So, no discount for you. Sorry.