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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    08/02/09

    In reply to Can Haz Computer Problems, Assorted Maladies, Sleepwalking Dogs
    You have to a send a message to Hungary to report a Gawker technical problem these days, right Foster?

    Well, the site's fixed now, so it looks like the carrier pigeon made it across the Atlantic OK.
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    Edited by MisterHippity at 08/03/09 1:00 AM MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of Sir Thomas More Sir Thomas More
    08/02/09

    In reply to Can Haz Computer Problems, Assorted Maladies, Sleepwalking Dogs
    I thought you meant Variety magazine.

    whew
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    Image of SnatchTease SnatchTease
    08/02/09

    In reply to Can Haz Computer Problems, Assorted Maladies, Sleepwalking Dogs
    yeah, im glad you touched on the subject. the 8 minute page load time was just the bees knees
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    Image of Peter Feld Peter Feld
    08/02/09

    In reply to Can Haz Computer Problems, Assorted Maladies, Sleepwalking Dogs
    If the owner keeps tricking him into crashing into walls, that's going to be one limp Bizkit.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/03/09

    @Peter Feld: I cringed at my computer when I read that. Desired effect, achieved to an extraordinary degree.
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    Image of Cannot Find Server Cannot Find Server
    08/02/09

    In reply to Can Haz Computer Problems, Assorted Maladies, Sleepwalking Dogs
    Why turn the sound down? I assumed there would be a blaring William Tell Overture or something equally cheesy. No such thing. By muting it you miss a perfect comedic "WHUMP."
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    MisterHippity promoted this comment Cannot Find Server was starred Cannot Find Server was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    08/02/09

    @Cannot Find Server: Love your username. Did you just come up with it today?
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    Image of Cannot Find Server Cannot Find Server
    08/03/09

    @MisterHippity: Had it awhile, but I'm considering changing it to "Problem Loading Page" to bring it into the Firefox age.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    08/02/09

    In reply to Can Haz Computer Problems, Assorted Maladies, Sleepwalking Dogs
    It's like a flashback to the late 90s and I still have a 26k modem...
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/02/09

    @PandoraSpocks: Not trying to outdo you, but I remember when 28k seemed blindlingly fast...
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    Image of LeeroySpitzer LeeroySpitzer
    08/02/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: 14.4
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment LeeroySpitzer was starred LeeroySpitzer was unstarred
    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/02/09

    @LeeroySpitzer: Even that at one point seemed like a big improvement. My first modem was 4.8k.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/02/09

    @MissNormaDesmond:

    The acoustic coupler at 300 bps -- good times.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/03/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I remember waiting at least 5 minutes for a photo to download. One photo. On a webpage. Oh, yeah.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    08/03/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: I love it when you try to oudo me. That's the whole point of our Algonquin blogosphere.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    08/03/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Modem! My friend couriers me Gawker saved on a few cassette tapes thrice daily. I comment, re-save them, send them back to him via rickshaw, and he posts them to the web.
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    Image of ligmasagbatch ligmasagbatch
    07/20/09

    In reply to Cox-ucking Recession Rox The Box
    Ever since I read about that performer firing a farmer's blow into a patron's drink and the patron drinking it, I get a sick feeling when I read anything about The Box. If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm looking for the mashed potatoes.
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    maevemealone promoted this comment ligmasagbatch was starred ligmasagbatch was unstarred
    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    07/20/09

    @ligmasagbatch: The show I saw there a few weeks ago was Rose Wood doing a scat play act that involved a toilet and drinking from a plunger after smearing him/herself in shit. It's one show you don't want front row seats for.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    07/20/09

    In reply to Cox-ucking Recession Rox The Box
    Sign of the times: "I used to work at The Box. Now I live in one."
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/20/09

    In reply to Cox-ucking Recession Rox The Box
    Next time, try douching.
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    07/20/09

    In reply to Cox-ucking Recession Rox The Box
    When you get there and there's a chastity belt locking the doors you'll know The Box is no longer open for business.
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment kneetoe was starred kneetoe was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/20/09

    @kneetoe: I'll promote this. Knee, please choose an avatar so they can give you a star. They just go hand in hand.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    06/26/09

    In reply to Should Bruno Cut Its LaToya Jackson Scene?
    It should probably be cut if it will detract from the film's exploitation of gay people.


    The Jacksons don't really have much to do with The Gays anyways. Would have been smarter to go after Madonna's brother for the segment.

     Reply
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/26/09

    In reply to Should Bruno Cut Its LaToya Jackson Scene?
    If the Bruno people think they're going to lose money because of it, they'll cut it. Not because of any "taste" issue because they don't have a lot.


    After 9/11 they wiped out all these shots of the Twin Towers in various movies and television shows. Yet we were (and still are) obsessed with talking about it.


    So what is the point of taking it out? To not be offensive? To not trigger people's "grief"? To not remind people they (he) are gone?


    People are talking about it anyway.


    I never get the whole white wash thing. Let's just pretend none of this ever happened.

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/26/09

    In reply to Should Bruno Cut Its LaToya Jackson Scene?
    I fully expect that people who choose to see Bruno will be easily offended.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/26/09

    In reply to Should Bruno Cut Its LaToya Jackson Scene?
    The fact that the creators of Bruno still feel like there's a line to be drawn before they "transgress the question of taste" sort of tickles me.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    06/26/09

    In reply to Should Bruno Cut Its LaToya Jackson Scene?
    Looks like she's pulling the old "i'm crossing my arms to make my tits looks bigger" trick.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/26/09

    @airvault: I always fall for that one!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/26/09

    @skahammer: We're counting on it, toots.
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    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/26/09

    @BookishLookish: Actually, I pretty much fall for every classic trick that gets perpetrated in that region.


    I guess my natural enthusiasm just gets the better of my tendency toward skepticism, every time.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/26/09

    @skahammer: I believe Pyrrho of Elis felt the very same way.
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