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irishflyesq
08/26/09

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It took a near death experience for this guy to "find" Jesus? Did Jesus not see him first?
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resipsaloquacious
08/26/09

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That figurine is like the gymnastics "Last Supper". Why is Mary Lou Retton in Judas's role and turning away from the Lord? Because she is sinful little hussy who sexed up her floor program!
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Say that is cool
08/26/09

@resipsaloquacious: You know symbology fascinates me. What does the little boy's pelvic thrust at kneeling Jesus signify?
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BookishLookish
08/26/09

@Say that is cool: Jesus said, "Suffer the little children [in tacky gymnastics outfits]."

And he took them up in his arms, *put his hands upon them*, and blessed them. Mark 10:16, emphasis, BL
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God
08/26/09

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It is such a pain when your kid grows up to become this big world famous hotshot. Suddenly everybody's a starfucker. And to top it off, Jesus just won't quit cock-blocking me. The wingman has become quite the playa. But watch out, Jay-Jay. Cuz I's the SupaPimp, biyatch!
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son of spam
08/26/09

@God: No kidding about Jesus. Jesus this, Jesus that. And always with the football. Where the hell is the Holy Spirit these days? Shouldn't the Virgin Mary have something to say on this topic?
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God
08/26/09

@son of spam: The Holy Spirit is a rad dude. He has the best drugs because he travels to all sorts of cool locations and gets into the hippest parties. The only problem is that he kept pooping all over My living room cos he's a bird. So I got fed up and put him in a cage in My basement.

And no, Mary has nothing to say on this. She's not one of those opinionated, hairy, loudmouth feminists that the Satan worshippers love so much. She's a nice lady with some class.
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BookishLookish
08/26/09

@God: I heard Mary wears Mormon underwear when she goes to bed with Joseph so she can keep on being a virgin so as not to disappoint the Catholics. What's it made out of, Lord?
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God
08/26/09

@BookishLookish: I like Mary to mix it up: Mormon undies, thongs, granny panties, adult diapers, even going commando. Whatever pleases her. It's not like I control her all the time or whatever the crazy feminists will have you believe. Heh.

Oh and Mary doesn't go to bed with Joseph. The last time she did that was ages ago and then I showed up at her place and killed her pet lamb and boiled it.
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Spirit Fingers
08/26/09

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Just a general rule of thumb: Never accept a drink from someone who has religious figurines in their home. Um, yeah. There's just too much Jesus and Pubis in that one there. Or did my mind just make that leap?

Also, I so thought that said, "Jesus is my couch. I was very confused for a second.
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valet_of_the_dolls
08/26/09

@Spirit Fingers: I'm intrigued. What was the offending elixir?
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Spirit Fingers
08/26/09

@valet_of_the_dolls: Some homemade combination of lemonade and sulfuric mouth drool, warm and sunbaked. I hear the senses tend to get a little sluggish with age, so I can't totally blame the hostess, but let's just say it was like drinking cat urine. Urg....and now I've got a flashback. Blergehah!
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resipsaloquacious
08/26/09

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I too had a spiritual moment in the hills north of Hong Kong.

Cobra Wine is a helluva drink.
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kathotdog
08/26/09

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I thought Mel Gibson was the only person put Jesus and Mel Gibson on the same level of fame and importance?
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Housebroken(mostly)
08/26/09

@kathotdog: Better than his first draft, "It took meeting a famous antisemite face to face to truly understand Jesus on a personal level."
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BookishLookish
08/26/09

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An ad exec who couldn't get on board with a swinging lifestyle, hmmph. This is about as far from "Mad Men" as you can get. What a sad, boring little epoch we are living in.

Sahara.
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BadUncle
08/26/09

@BookishLookish: Yeah, but client side of the ad business. And not just client side, but P&G.
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son of spam
08/26/09

@BookishLookish: I call BS on this guy. They don't have sex at P&G.
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valet_of_the_dolls
08/26/09

@BookishLookish: You know, you really hit on something here.
Everything's 'sexy' but nothing's sexy.
It's a simulacra of eroticism and desire out there clogging up society, and most of it relates to... selling us things. Advertising.
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kneetoe
08/26/09

@BookishLookish: Thanks, BL, for protecting my good name the other day. But that was me, it's just that my comments aren't posting (they're visible to stars I guess) and my account's not updating. Oh well.
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BookishLookish
08/26/09

@kneetoe: Oh, hi, honey. Gotta get you outta the red zone here.

I can see you, and that's all that matters.
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kneetoe
08/26/09

@BookishLookish: The Red Zoner? Great. Check my record--I score like 90% of the time once I'm in the Red Zone.
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BookishLookish
08/26/09

@kneetoe: Red, pink, whatever you want to call it.
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miss_msry
08/26/09

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They write themselves, don't they?
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
08/25/09

In reply to Web Helps Soap Actress Beat System, Fulfill Lesbian Kiss
ABC soaps have a better track record: All My Children had/have a lesbian couple, Bianca and Reese; One Life To Live is now exploring a gay couple, Fish and Kyle. Actually, Bianca and her first lover made soap history with the first lesbian kiss on TV.

The Fish/Kyle story is really interesting, as it deals with Fish's denial and struggle with coming out, which he does soon.
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RonMwangaguhunga
08/25/09

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Guiding Light reminds me of when I used to stay home sick from school as a kid. Just reading this post tasted like chicken soup and crackers.
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BookishLookish
08/25/09

In reply to Web Helps Soap Actress Beat System, Fulfill Lesbian Kiss
Crystal Chappell could be my twin sister, sans the neck rings. And it looks like we were born within a week of each other, same year. This is kind of freaking me out.
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BowlingForDollars
08/25/09

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We cain't have nothin'!
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DahlELama
08/25/09

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I don't watch Guiding Light, but I'm surprised to hear that they refuse to greenlight a gay kiss, since I believe that it's produced by the same folks as As The World Turns, in which the (male) gay couple kisses with decent frequency. It would never have occurred to me to instill this set of "standards," but perhaps "male" is, for some reason, the key word?

Anyway, thumbs up to the actresses!
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