This video of 7.5-month-old Ryder water skiing Lake Dyer in Queensland, Australia, is almost certain to invoke cries of "child abuse."

I'm not sure what's more amazing: That a two-year-old Little Dude Perfect is putting pros to shame with his ridiculously precocious basketball trick shots — or that his name is Titus.

Incarcerated Mobb Deep rapper Prodigy has another blog entry up today, this one about the history of Nelson Mandela and the South African struggle against apartheid. But he still finds a way to blame it all on "ILLUMINATI SECRET SOCIETIES." Message to P: THERE IS NO ILLUMINATI. Trust us. We're white, so we would…

Prodigy, the Mobb Deep rapper currently taking advantage of his incarceration to hone his blogging skills, is concerned about quite a few things: ritualistic murders, the 9/11 conspiracy, secret societies, missing children, and "NATURAL ENERGY LINES THAT CRISS-CROSS THE ENTIRE PLANET." How do these things all tie…

Prodigy, Mobb Deep's lead rapper and avid blogger, is currently locked up in Fishkill, NY. With all the time on his hands, he's been reading, writing, and philosophizing. And doing a lot of thinking about how racist the entertainment industry is. And making long, long lists of examples of racist cartoons, movies, TV…

Have you ever drunk lime-flavored Bacardi? Worn Timberland boots? Made a web site? WELL STOP BITING FROM PRODIGY OF MOBB DEEP YOU FAKE ASS SHOOK ONE. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HIS TREND SETTING? It turns out that Prodigy, the soon-to-be-jailed Queens rapper, is responsible for many of the innovations in music, clothing,…