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We Assure You The Whites Have No Secrets Incarcerated Mobb Deep rapper Prodigy has another blog entry up today, this one about the history of Nelson Mandela and the South African struggle against apartheid. But he still finds a way to blame it all on "ILLUMINATI SECRET SOCIETIES." Message to P: THERE IS NO ILLUMINATI. Trust us. We're white, so we would know. [Vibe]

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Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy

Prodigy, the Mobb Deep rapper currently taking advantage of his incarceration to hone his blogging skills, is concerned about quite a few things: ritualistic murders, the 9/11 conspiracy, secret societies, missing children, and "NATURAL ENERGY LINES THAT CRISS-CROSS THE ENTIRE PLANET." How do these things all tie together? Allow Prodigy explain at length [Vibe], like a man with plenty of time to type and type and type and go crazier and crazier and crazier: More »

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Incarcerated Rapper Blogs Against Racism

Prodigy, Mobb Deep's lead rapper and avid blogger, is currently locked up in Fishkill, NY. With all the time on his hands, he's been reading, writing, and philosophizing. And doing a lot of thinking about how racist the entertainment industry is. And making long, long lists of examples of racist cartoons, movies, TV shows, and advertising, and sending those lists out to be posted on blogs [VIBE]. He has a point! Can you add anything to this rundown? More »

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Stop Stealing Your Fashion, Liquor, And Life Choices From Mobb Deep

Have you ever drunk lime-flavored Bacardi? Worn Timberland boots? Made a web site? WELL STOP BITING FROM PRODIGY OF MOBB DEEP YOU FAKE ASS SHOOK ONE. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HIS TREND SETTING? It turns out that Prodigy, the soon-to-be-jailed Queens rapper, is responsible for many of the innovations in music, clothing, and the world at large, so SHOW SOME RESPECT. More »