How have you lived this long without an official Wikileaks umbrella? The secret-sharing website has unveiled its official merch line through German apparel company Spreadshirt, complete with about a dozen different designs of T-shirts, messenger bags, pins, etc.—many emblazoned with Wikileaks founder and accused…
This exists: the Snazzy Napper, a "sleep and privacy shield" that "blocks out light." The extra large version even doubles as a blanket! In reality, though, it's possibly the stupidest product we've ever seen advertised. Inside, the secondhand embarrassment-inducing commercial.
The actor and bald person is releasing his scent all over America's face. His musk has been infused into cologne, body wash, and deodorant, and this Thursday you can buy it all. Hopefully it's Moonlighting-era smell, not Color of Night.
Well, that's it. China's eventual world domination has been the subject of speculation for years but today it is official. Coke has given China a delicious new green tea-flavored soft drink. And we don't even get it!
Here comes another over-complicated and unnecessary product out just in time for the holidays! Celery is a service that saves your beloved elders from ever learning how to use the internet. Because they're old and dying, so what's the point?
Finally, someone has combined the most puzzling qualities of Snuggies and Park Slope Parenthood into one atrocious product: the "Peekaru."
Everybody loves vintage ads, because they're all old and weird-looking with funny language and whatnot. The drawback is, you can never buy the products in them. Well now that problem has been solved! Spooftastic Photoshop wizardry website Worth1000 sponsored a contest for fake vintage ads of current products. In a…
Someone in the know warned us about Google Talk's integration with GMail, but we were too dumb to tell you. So here are the other predictions from the Google seer:
