Who: America's favorite post-op transsexual, Lepore is a ubiquitous figure on the downtown NYC nightlife scene and a muse to superstar photographer David LaChapelle.

Who: The prolific movie producer is responsible for such hits as The First Wives Club, The Truman Show, School of Rock, The Hours, No Country for Old Men, and The Social Network. He may also be the most monstrous boss in the city.

Who: Formerly the perky co-host of Today, Couric is now the much less perky anchor of the CBS Evening News, the last-place evening newscast.

Who: The former editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair, The New Yorker and Talk, and the author of 2007's The Diana Chronicles, Brown now presides over the website The Daily Beast. She's married to editor Harry Evans.

Who: Buscemi is the ubiquitous and bug-eyed actor who now stars on HBO's Boardwalk Empire.

Who: "Marty" Scorsese is responsible for some of the most influential American films of the last thirty years, including Taxi Driver and Raging Bull.

Who: The creator of Saturday Night Live, Michaels has been producing the show for more than three decades.

Who: The owner of the most famous mustache on cable news, Geraldo is the drama-loving tabloid journalist who currently hosts Geraldo at Large on Fox News.

So we finally read the long New York Times Magazine profile of babbling television person Glenn Beck. At this point, it's hard to remember what crazy shit about the guy we already knew. Here's a quick look at it.

Who: The robotic, massively-chinned newsman has been the anchor of the NBC Nightly News since 2004.

Who: Formerly the chief food critic for the Times, Reichl was the editor-in-chief of Gourmet until the magazine's closure in 2009. She's now an editor-at-large at Random House.